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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:50 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 6:53 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I've bitten down too hard a time or three

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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:52 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm)KUSA Wrote: I think a fart can ruin sex.

I know someone who would agree with you.
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#53
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 10:09 pm
Either being too silent,
or putting on too much of a "performance".

Applies to both genders.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 10:31 pm
I had a bi-fold closet ruin sex for me once. I was nailing my lady in the hallway of our apartment. The moment moved me to pick her up and do her against the wall. Her eyes got really big and she started silently screaming. I started drilling harder thinking "Whoa, did I suddenly get hung-er." Then she started slapping me and pushing me off. Apparently instead of the wall, I pushed her up against the bi-fold closet which closed all the way and was pinching her ass. We had a good laugh. The mark made it look like she had two cracks.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm
That could be fetishy. :/

Hmmmm....

a loud knock on the door from PD for a welfare call.
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#56
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 10:49 pm
The dog coming in and licking my feet while we were getting busy.

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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 10:51 pm
I yell out the wrong guy's name. It's only happened once.
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#58
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Did you know the human spine can be 'cracked' like your knuckles?

I gave a guy a pretty vigorous hug once many years ago, and managed to crack all his vertebrae from neck to waist.

He collapsed, I froze thinking I had killed him.

He wasn't permanently damaged, but the surprise and the sensation was considerable.


Pretty much put an end to a nights fun right there.
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#59
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm
Falling asleep.

Yes, I have.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 11:10 pm
Conducting a fetish hanging with too much drop.
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