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Porn and Christians
RE: Porn and Christians
Generally I like my porn without xtians.  That missionary position shit gets very old in a hurry.
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(October 6, 2015 at 6:54 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 6:13 pm)Evie Wrote: I guess clothing and costume fetishes and roleplay dressup stuff is rather limited.

I guess Muslim Halloween is really  boring.

What are you  going as, underneath your burqa?
Underneath? A belly-dancer? Or maybe she has a Uzi under there. Trick or Treat!
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(October 6, 2015 at 8:16 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 6:54 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I guess Muslim Halloween is really  boring.

What are you  going as, underneath your burqa?
Underneath? A belly-dancer? Or maybe she has a Uzi under there. Trick or Treat!

ROFLOL
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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I'm gonna dress as a secret agent underneath my burqa and infiltrate the Halloween party.

"I'm a secret agent."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn1IPTE3-cU&start=117
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Make sure you grow a beard down there so no one will recognise you! Hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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I suppose "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" is not well known in the Muslim world, which is a shame because I think The Headless Infidel could be a Halloween favorite.
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I think there should be a Muslim version of The Invisible Man.... where instead of a floating hat it's a floating burqa.

Crappiest invisibility cloak ever.
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(October 6, 2015 at 8:57 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I suppose "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" is not well known in the Muslim world, which is a shame because I think The Headless Infidel could be a Halloween favorite.

Costume idea!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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I've thought a great seller in the Muslim world would be a line of burqa dolls.

The trick is that one in ten is a man under the burqa wearing a homicide belt or hiding from those hunting him.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Why can't you just put a doily on your barbie doll? Or do they all have to be fugly?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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