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Make your own Jesus.
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Make your own Jesus.
Me and some friends when we were younger (15 - 16) used to piss about with cameras and make little sketches and "jackass" type videos (because we were that cool!)...Now, my friend yesterday posted a link to a video on youtube that we made that I had completely forgotten about. Because of it's nature I thought I'd post it here and see what you thought. It may only be funny to me because of knowing how much fun we had making it but still, give it a look Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPvP2u0Ms...r_embedded
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#2
RE: Make your own Jesus.
That was epic. "Hey, get out of here, it's Jesus time!" <- Favourite line. XD

Also, "Warning! This smoke may give you AIDS."
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#3
RE: Make your own Jesus.
Clever and funny!
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
- Albert Einstein
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#4
RE: Make your own Jesus.
Epic hilarity.

"But I'm Muslim!"
"You can feed him to your dog!"

And the "Hey get out of here! It's Jesus time!" was truely a roflmao moment.
It's my new catch-phrase when refering to masterbation.


"Hey Dotard! What are you going to do today?"
"Nothing really, I'll probably get in some Jesus time."

I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Make your own Jesus.
(December 7, 2010 at 11:09 am)Dotard Wrote: Epic hilarity.

"But I'm Muslim!"
"You can feed him to your dog!"

haha I love that bit mostly because looking back at it, making our most tanned friend put a towel around his face and talk in the most cliche Pakistani accent to represent a Muslim could be seen as pretty offensive. Good old childhood ignorance!
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#6
RE: Make your own Jesus.
I always use this to make my own jesus.


http://www.jesusdressup.com/


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RE: Make your own Jesus.
(December 7, 2010 at 12:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I always use this to make my own jesus.


http://www.jesusdressup.com/

I love the star wars ones. Clearly printing them out. haha
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RE: Make your own Jesus.
(December 7, 2010 at 12:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I always use this to make my own jesus.


http://www.jesusdressup.com/


I think Jesus himself would have ejaculated over the sadomasochistic outfit.
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