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Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!

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Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!
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Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!
April 22, 2017 at 12:23 pm
[Image: Jesus+with+Fur+1.jpg]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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April 22, 2017 at 12:25 pm
So, the question arises, why are realistically hairy portrayals of Jesus so freaking rare ???
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!
April 22, 2017 at 1:02 pm
Hmm, it whould mean been nailed to a cross a whole different meaning.?
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RE: Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!
April 22, 2017 at 1:27 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2017 at 1:28 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(April 22, 2017 at 12:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: Jesus+with+Fur+1.jpg]

Vor, You should not be dragging pornographic imagery into the gutter.
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April 22, 2017 at 1:43 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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April 22, 2017 at 1:53 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2017 at 2:25 pm by Longhorn.)
Somehow I feel underwhelmed. Expected worse from the thread title but then again, this is the public part of the forum...
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RE: Praise GOD !!!! A Jesus your Vorlon would worship !!!!!!
April 22, 2017 at 1:59 pm
(April 22, 2017 at 12:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: So, the question arises, why are realistically hairy portrayals of Jesus so freaking rare ???

Probably similar to the reason why most paintings depict him as a white european-looking guy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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April 22, 2017 at 2:02 pm
there are plenty of HAIRY white European guys, trust me on this !!!

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