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the missing link to God's family
#21
RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 6:06 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:


The buttsex was already a surprise Sad But now you spoilt the cray buttsex surprise.

"Cray Buttsex Surprise" is actually the title of the next Radiohead album. I swear.
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#22
RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Even if your name sounds like Christ when pronounced, Christ doesn't mean God, it simply means "the anointed one."  No direct relationship to God.

Howabout try whenever it is said, viewed, announced, whatever. Whenever my name is even addressed, it means something. James Brenton sounds kind of plain unless I add in killingsworth. My sisters name is the best example. Her name sounds like crap unless you put in Killingsworth. Only her name with killingsworth in it is something like "God in loin cloth".
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The term Christ is from the greek Christós, which means "anointed", you ignorant twerp.  Jesus of Nazareth never used it to refer to himself.  When the book of Matthew has Peter refer to Jesus as "Christ", you have to remember that the book was written much later and is a translation:  the term would have been "maschiach" in Aramaic . . . messiah.   Many individuals since Jesus of Nazareth have also been called "Christ".  The Emperor Constantine is a primary example. 

You can yammer on and on about how SPECIAL your name is, you can prove absolutely that you are a direct descendant of Constantine - - so what?  Nobody is going to care about your ridiculous delusions of grandeur.   The only thing that we will care about regarding you, JBentKilljoy, is that UNTIL you manage to raise the dead and walk on water in front of a huge crowd of witnesses, you are wasting our time, and yours.

Go f*** yourself . . . oh, right, you already are . . . carry on then.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#24
RE: the missing link to God's family
I think JBrentonK should be pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove",

and it should be spelled "Luxury Yacht".
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(October 23, 2015 at 7:19 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I think JBrentonK should be pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove",

and it should be spelled "Luxury Yacht".

But I will not accompany you on a camping holiday.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 7:19 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I think JBrentonK should be pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove",

and it should be spelled "Luxury Yacht".

Anti-semite!
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#27
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I want some of whatever drug he's been shooting up.  The only way to get THAT stupid and word-salady is to be stoned out of your mind.  This has to be the result of being so high that you pull shit out of your ass, write all over the walls, and invite your friends over to admire the divine inspiration.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: the missing link to God's family
(October 23, 2015 at 7:19 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I think JBrentonK should be pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove",

and it should be spelled "Luxury Yacht".

Or it could be spelt "Nippl-e" and pronounced like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ
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#29
RE: the missing link to God's family
He might not be as off his rocker as it seems.

IRL, when he encounters people, all he hears is the AH CHRIST! He/It does not hear the derogatory crap that follows under their breath that is inaudible. No wonder he is confused and deluded. It's probably reinforced all the time. Has heard it from his parents and siblings growing up. Mores the pity.

So, there, there JBK. Everything will be OK.



Is he gone yet? Christ is he messed up!
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(October 23, 2015 at 6:58 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: The term Christ is from the greek [color=#252525][font=sans-serif]Christós, which means "anointed", you ignorant twerp.

Yeah, I refrained from pointing that out, since the guy is either a Poe, a troll or a totally ignorant twat. In either case, every effort at an honest discussion is totally wated.
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