Missionary Activity?

[Whateverist]

^ The above isn't all so bad.

Whats wrong with earning your keep?

My pastor would pay the natives in food and trinkets (candy, pens) but only after they did their fair share of church building and other work.

He would also encourage pleasent attitudes. If any of the natives got uppity he would pull out his hickory stick, wave it around and start shrieking "curses" at the natives.

Being a superstitious lot they quieted down instantly ( though if it was out of fear for the lord, or fear of pastors "powers" I do not know..

Oh, I see.  You're a jerk.  Never mind.

[abaris]

"Hickory stick"? I've never heard penis being called that before...

Reminds me of a corner deli, right in front of the economics university of Vienna. It called itself the "Pleasure Root" (Genusswurzel), which of course is one of the vulgar terms for cock. Lasted for about a year before a name change took place.

[TheRealJoeFish]

"Hickory stick"? I've never heard penis being called that before...

Reminds me of a corner deli, right in front of the economics university of Vienna. It called itself the "Pleasure Root" (Genusswurzel), which of course is one of the vulgar terms for cock. Lasted for about a year before a name change took place.

[TrueChristian]

Whats the big deal about waving a hickory stick?

As far as I know, Pastor Phillip never actually hit any of the Ugandans.

When I was in youth group he would hit me with the hickory stick if I ever gave him lip.

I didn't like it at the time, but in hindisght I realized I needed it ( I was acting out...).

He gives them more good things then they've ever had in their lives..

[abaris]

As far as I know, Pastor Phillip never actually hit any of the Ugandans.

If he helped pushing anti gay laws, he did much more than waving a stick. Being imprisoned for life simply because of loving someone is among the most despicable things imagineable.

[TrueChristian]

^ Lol what makes you think its "love?"

Is it love when the lecherous Hugh Hefner enjoys his harem of hussies?

Is it love when Miley Cyrus parades herself like a proud slut, hopping from one impressionable young man to the next?

I admit there might be some form of "affection" but it just isn't natural.

But you have to admit there is a fair degree of lust/naughtiness involved.

Pastor Phillip did not push any laws. He only sought to support Christians in Africa

[Homeless Nutter]

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When I was in youth group he would hit me with the hickory stick if I ever gave him lip.
[...]

"Gave lip"? I've never heard oral sex described in that manner before. Out of curiosity - are you going to talk about anything other than child-f***ing?

[JesusHChrist]

So, which of the idiot trolls do y'all think this one is? Not clever, or particularly funny.

Smells vaguely familiar; sort of like being downwind from a stockyard.

I think I prefer the fire-brimstone burn-in-hell atheist fool/devil type of poe/troll. This one is boring. Can we please get a new one?

[Divinity]

Well I'd say it's more love than sending people to hell because they don't love you back.

[abaris]

Pastor Phillip did not push any laws. He only sought to support Christians in Africa

Yeah, I imagine.

And if you don't get that gays love their partners, you're just an ignorant idiot. Either inform yourself or kindly shove your bigotry up where the sun don't shine.