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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 8:07 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: [Edit]
My pastor would pay the natives in food and trinkets (candy, pens) but only after they did their fair share of church building and other work.
He would also encourage pleasent attitudes. If any of the natives got uppity he would pull out his hickory stick, wave it around and start shrieking "curses" at the natives.
Being a superstitious lot they quieted down instantly ( though if it was out of fear for the lord, or fear of pastors "powers" I do not know..
Lets see. Offering them bobbles and trinkets in trade. Have we see this before in history? Wonder if we have a Native Americans here to give their view?
Next, threaten them with punishment when they don't behave the way you want them to. Well, I guess that is gods way. Believe or else you're fucked (in this life or the next)!
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm
Missionary activity is when the man is on top of the woman. It is the only licit way to have sex.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 8:33 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Missionary activity is when the man is on top of the woman. It is the only licit way to have sex.
You sexist pig! Woman on top. Damn you gals are lazy.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 8:55 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2015 at 8:55 pm by abaris.)
(October 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: My pastor would pay the natives in food and trinkets (candy, pens) but only after they did their fair share of church building and other work.
He would also encourage pleasent attitudes. If any of the natives got uppity he would pull out his hickory stick, wave it around and start shrieking "curses" at the natives.
Ah, somehow this escaped my notice. So we're back to handing glass pearls to the savages and if they don't toe the line we're waving our sticks. Why respect different cultures if we're so superior? Tell you what. Ask your pastor to shove his hickory stick up his ass instead of getting all upset over uppity niggers.
Boy, that gets more pukeworthy every minute.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 8:57 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2015 at 8:58 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(October 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Missionary activity is when the man is on top of the woman. It is the only licit way to have sex.
When CL fake trolls inside an actual troll thread, her innocence and niceness is so much more obvious! I love it!
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 9:22 pm
I thought the mods and admins weren't making fake accounts to start troll threads anymore. 
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 9:22 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: I thought the mods and admins weren't making fake accounts to start troll threads anymore.
If I made a troll account I'd be FAR more convincing.
Or FAR more obvious because I'd be called the Sinister Minister.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 9:55 pm
Another Poe? Already?
Or is this some troll's smelly sock?
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 9:56 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 9:55 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Another Poe? Already?
Or is this some troll's smelly sock?
A Poe, certainly.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 9:59 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 12:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (October 29, 2015 at 12:46 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I think Athesits just hate the fact that people are on fire for the lord, and have him in their heart.
I couldn't give a fuck what is on fire in your heart. If you want to believe that your god really fucking gives a shit about what you do with your penis, then go ahead. Don't do those things. It's when you try to suggest that everyone else should have that same belief that you can go get bent.
Steel, the only fires burning in that assholes heart are the dual flames of hatred and bigotry.
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