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Fucking Cops: Volume II
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Mini's been hammering my expectations down pretty hard with this thread.
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Looks like the fucking Israelis have been studying our policing methods.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/no-jail-...ican-teen/



Quote:No jail time for Israeli cop convicted over brutal beating American teen

Ah, what the fuck....he was just some arab.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
At least no one was killed.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/drunk-co...t-to-tell/

Quote:Drunk cop rams woman’s car — and then tries to bribe her not to tell

Quote:Responding officer Sgt. M. J. Durak wrote in his report that Roadside attempted to leave the scene, telling them that he would pay for the car. He then put his vehicle in reverse. Amazingly enough, Roadside was not shot and killed like so many other people would have been had they tried to drive away from a police officer.



Right.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Guess he figured bribery would work on her...wonder why he might think that...as a cop......  Rolleyes
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/minneapo...armed-son/

Quote:Minneapolis cop caught pointing weapon at Rep. Keith Ellison’s unarmed son


WTH.  He's probably a muslim too.  Lucky the cop didn't shoot...like they usually do.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
We can expect to see video of another cop atrocity in short order.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/chicago-...-mcdonald/

Quote:Chicago mayor won’t fight order to release video of cop’s ‘execution’-style shooting of Laquan McDonald
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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/texas-da...g-suspect/

Quote:Texas dad left paralyzed when cops beat him ‘like a bunch of thugs’ after mistaking him for drug suspect


Quote:They were suspended for 15 days late last year, but Police Chief William McManus cut their punishment to five days just before taking a planned retirement.

“Clearly it was a case of mistaken identity,” McManus said last year. “From the report that I’ve read, from the photo that I saw, and from (reporters’) description, I’ve not seen anything at this point that would indicate to me that anything out of order happened.”

So beating the shit out of suspects is commonplace, chief?  You are your whole department belong in jail.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Mistaking someone for someone else, and beating the crap out of the guy is not considered out of order? Therein lies the problem, then. I would understand if they found him, took him to the station, and questioned him, then released him, there wouldn't be any punishment. But they assaulted an innocent man. That's supposed to be illegal.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Apparently not in Texass.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
More murdering cops....this time in Mississippi.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/autopsy-...face-down/


Quote:Autopsy debunks Miss. cops’ claim that LSD killed a man they hog-tied and put on a stretcher face-down

Quote:Memphis, TN – An independent autopsy has found that 30-year-old Troy Goode died from being hog-tied face-down for an extended period of time. The Southaven, Mississippi police department tried to blame Goode’s death on LSD, but there is no scientific basis for this claim.
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