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How to get out of going to church?

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How to get out of going to church?
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
December 27, 2010 at 7:10 pm
(December 27, 2010 at 6:19 pm)Chuck Wrote: In the end your mother will love you more than Yahwah, and she will forgive you. Big Grin

No doubt, and I wrote it with a tongue-in-cheek tone.

For me, Mum won't be around forever. She asks me to go, I spend the service relaxing and irritating my brother by braiding the fringes on his tallis. After a couple hours, she's pacified and happy, we go get something to eat, everyone wins. It's not like it was in the past where it was every Friday night until I was bat mitzvah'd, and every Sunday for school, wasting valuable study time. Now, this is like going to see a movie I don't really care about.

The point I was trying to make is that it might not necessarily be HARD to tell your parents you don't give a shit, but it might be EASIER to indulge them when you know they are not going to change.

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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 2:54 pm
What I do to miss church (It usually doesn't work, but once in a while...) is to stay in bed as long as possible, and hope your parents oversleep. Another thing that I've considered doing is setting all the clocks in the house back an hour.
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm
(December 23, 2010 at 7:53 pm)mamamia88 Wrote: how can i get out of going to church tomorrow without bringing up the fact that I think it's all a load of horse shit? my family is stupid 51 weeks a year they won't go to church but come christmas they all think it's mandatory they go.

You don't sound like you get on with them anyway so what are you so bothered about?
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Wait...you don't go to church except on Christmas? Do you have any idea how lucky you are? I have to go every Sunday, and every Friday at school, and some other days when they make us go. Just sit through the bullshit and get on with your life.
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm
(January 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm)Nitsuj Wrote: Wait...you don't go to church except on Christmas? Do you have any idea how lucky you are? I have to go every Sunday, and every Friday at school, and some other days when they make us go. Just sit through the bullshit and get on with your life.

I haven't seen the insides of a church for over 10 years now. Maybe more than that. I couldn't go through what you do. It would drive me nuts!
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Sounds like you have an irrational phobia.
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Finding something distasteful isn't a phobia.
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm (This post was last modified: January 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm by barboft.)
Oh so it's the decor now, is it? Gee, some people are impossible to please. You tell that to homeless people who are helped by the church every day.
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 4, 2011 at 5:42 am
(January 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm)barboft Wrote: Oh so it's the decor now, is it? Gee, some people are impossible to please. You tell that to homeless people who are helped by the church every day.

Are they all the homeless people all over Africa that are born into families who cant afford to keep them fed and clothed due to them only being born because of the church's stance on contraception?!

Anyway, back on topic...tell them your gay. Then instead of church you can have them disown and hate you...yaaaaay!
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RE: How to get out of going to church?
January 4, 2011 at 10:13 pm
I usually just go and point out all of their flaws, to their faces. Man is that fun Smile.
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