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Astrology?
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RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:08 pm
How about you go back to whatever you do with those goats under your bridge and leave the humans alone, troll?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:09 pm
How else do you think I saw the site talking about astrology as a science?
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#323
RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:10 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 3:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How else do you think I saw the site talking about astrology as a science?

I mean ALL the links, on the page man
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RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:17 pm
And what makes you think we haven't seen that site before?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#325
RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:19 pm
Saturday is my fave day of the week. Does that make me a Devil-worshipper?
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RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Kaiser Wrote: Saturday is my fave day of the week. Does that make me a Devil-worshipper?

No it doesnt
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RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Kaiser Wrote: Saturday is my fave day of the week. Does that make me a Devil-worshipper?

Not necessarily. But it might make you a slacker. And what letters does "slacker" begin with?

SLA.

The same letters that begin "slave". But a slave to what?

Could it be . . . Saturn? Yeah, I'm onto you, Kaiser.  Tongue
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#328
RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:26 pm (This post was last modified: December 6, 2015 at 3:27 pm by Cyberman.)
Saturday is Saturn's day. Then we've got Saturnalia coming up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#329
RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:26 pm
I'm done with you ignorant fools.
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RE: Astrology?
December 6, 2015 at 3:27 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Kaiser Wrote: Saturday is my fave day of the week. Does that make me a Devil-worshipper?

No it doesnt

I may have neglected to mention that I use Saturdays to sacrifice a virgin lamb at the altar of Lucifer. Does that swing things either way?
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