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Astrology?
RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Worst . . . troll . . . ever.

Boy ain't nobody trollin im tryna help ya'll

SATAN = SATURN = SATAN = SATURN
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:27 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Saturn is Satan fool

Ok, now I know you're a troll. Even the professor wouldn't be this stupid.

Now, let me just say... I love Capricorns. They are a no BS kind of sign, they know what they want, what they like, what they hate, where they wanna be in life, etc. They are very straight forward kind of people. But this is intriguing to me.

Capricorns are known to be very good children, very obedient and take well to religion, structure and rules - but as they age, certain life experiences make their hearts colder and make them a lot more rebellious and dark. Just like Satan, who was once an angel, Capricorns evolve into a more serious, fierce, darker person.

So... In the bible, it says that God will place the sheep on the right and the goats on the left, and the GOATS on the left will be cast into "the lake of fire."

According to the bible, the Devil rules over the Earth, representing materialism, money, status and power... Capricorn is an Earth sign, associated with the same things and ruled by the 10th House of public reputation/recognition/social status. Capricorn wants to rule the world, Capricorn wants success and a high social ranking... Just like, according to the bible, the Devil wanted to be #1 and to be better than "God."

The ancient depiction and symbolism of the Devil is a goat-like creature. In Satanism, the image of a goat is used to represent the Devil. In tarot cards, the Devil card is associated with Earth and the Astrological sign of Capricorn. The card is representative of bondage to material things... It also indicates an obsession or addiction to high status and fulfilling Earthly/wordly desires.
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RE: Astrology?
Yeah, about that. I already said that the reading was remarkably accurate for me, and you seem to recognise me as such. Would it surprise you that I'm not a Capricorn?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, about that. I already said that the reading was remarkably accurate for me. Would it surprise you that I'm not a Capricorn?

I'm a Capricorn dude

but here check this out:
[Image: PIA18274-Saturn-NorthPolarHexagon-Cassini-20140402.jpg]
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:27 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, I'm pretty sure that is a pic of Saturn.

Boru

Saturn is Satan fool

Um. I would really appreciate it if you stopped spreading misinformation about my boyfriend. He is not a planet.Thanks.
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:27 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Saturn is Satan fool

Ok, now I know you're a troll. Even the professor wouldn't be this stupid.

Exactly. Etymology is our friend.

Apparently, the troll thinks that words that start with "sat" are necessarily related. By that token, "satin" must be Satan's preferred fabric. Thus, "Nights in White Satin" is the Moody Blues' ode to Satan's wardrobe. Or maybe they just left the "k" off "nights" to disguise the fact that they were really singing a prophecy of the coming of KISS (which, as we all know thanks to '70s Evangelicals, really stands for Knights in Satan's Service). Here's where we come full circle: Paul Stanley was the star child and Ace Frehley  was the space guy (obviously both from Saturn); Gene Simmons was the demon lizard guy (obviously from Hell itself); Peter Criss was the cat (we all know how much cats figure in magick). Ta-da!

Or, of course, he's just an idiot and a troll.  I'll go with the latter.
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm)Kaiser Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:22 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Satan told me so man

Oh that guy. He still owes me 20 quid, the cheeky cunt. Do me a favour next time you converse with the Dark Prince, tell him to get his arse on Paypal.

He says he'll pay you in apples. Eve recommends
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:39 pm)Vic Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:27 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Saturn is Satan fool

Um. I would really appreciate it if you stopped spreading misinformation about my boyfriend. He is not a planet.Thanks.

Shut up fool

[Image: the-black-cube-of-saturn.jpg]
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RE: Astrology?
I'm very torn between hoping this guy is a troll and hoping he's serious. Not sure if I'm entertained or bored
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RE: Astrology?
(December 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, now I know you're a troll. Even the professor wouldn't be this stupid.

Exactly. Etymology is our friend.

Apparently, the troll thinks that words that start with "sat" are necessarily related. By that token, "satin" must be Satan's preferred fabric. Thus, "Nights in White Satin" is the Moody Blues' ode to Satan's wardrobe. Or maybe they just left the "k" off "nights" to disguise the fact that they were really singing a prophecy of the coming of KISS (which, as we all know thanks to '70s Evangelicals, really stands for Knights in Satan's Service). Here's where we come full circle: Paul Stanley was the star child and Ace Frehley  was the space guy (obviously both from Saturn); Gene Simmons was the demon lizard guy (obviously from Hell itself); Peter Criss was the cat (we all know how much cats figure in magick). Ta-da!

Or, of course, he's just an idiot and a troll.  I'll go with the latter.

Actually you're wrong Saturn is Satan and you unknowingly worship him daily
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