The "I'm getting drunk now, folks... but I'm still posting." thread.

[Edwardo Piet]

Thread to let others know when you're getting drunk while posting on the forums. Maybe to clarify if your behavior seems a bit... different.

Haven't drank any alcohol yet, but as the OP I will let it be known that this turtle is about to start swigging from a wine bottle.

Luckily I'm never a nasty drunk. Not angry or moody... it tends to make me.... horny.

So I apologize in advance for any inappropriate posting

[Brakeman]

I am not drinking but my daughters think I am more evil than imaginary satan for making them clean their own showers and tubs, and not letting MOMMA do it. So have a shot for me..

They're not too little for it either.. 18yo and 30yo daughters... I'm so disappointed..

[Edwardo Piet]

Drinking more wine. I do not know why wine makes me horny.

[Alex K]

It's christmas time. Just assume that I'm drunk till January 5th.

[Alex K]

Drinking more wine. I do not know why wine makes me horny.

You remember the porter's speech from Macbeth?

[Edwardo Piet]

I read Macbeth once as a child. All I remember is there are some witches in it.

[Alex K]

Maybe you got the bowdlerized edition
Here -

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

[vorlon13]

[abaris]

Stocked up 60 beers for the holidays. Not counting christmas eve, since I'm at my brothers and he's got beer too. So it's a safe bet that I will be drunk every evening.

[Edwardo Piet]

soooooooo fucking DRUNK NO CARE OF IDIOTIC MESSAGE