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Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 10:56 am
Whenever I finally find it, some douchebag invariably quips,
"It's always in the last place you look."
Well of course it is, you moron. Why would I keep looking after I had found it?
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 11:05 am
"You deserve someone better."
Cop out.
Either you're A) lying to make the person feel better, or B) you're too lazy to make yourself better for that person
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 11:35 am
"She went head over heels."
Your head is pretty much constantly over your heels, and when you fall over or roll over, your heels go over your head, not the other way around.
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2011 at 11:50 am by Minimalist.)
Go shit in your hat.
I hate it when people tell me that. I don't even wear a hat.
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 11:59 am
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2011 at 12:00 pm by thesummerqueen.)
Other than the one I just mentioned, which isn't really an established expression, I don't have a problem with most idioms or sayings. I have learned several while living down here that amuse the hell out of me though - most from one person:
"Crazier than a shit-house rat."
"Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with a bad case of jock-itch."
"I'm fine as frog hair."
"Slower'n creepin' Jesus"
"Slower'n molasses in January"
"Bless...he's just dumber than a box a'hair!"
"Just 'cause the kittens were born under the oven don't make 'em biscuits!"
"Sexier than a rooster with his socks on."
"Old meat makes good gravy"
I'm sure I'll come up with a few more.
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm
"I could care less"
All one has stated here is that they do infact care... why try to convey that one does not care by stating they do? Tis nonsense.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I prefer "ain't no snot outta my nose" or "I couldn't give two shits". Or "Sugar, my give-a-damn button broke a loooong time ago."
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm
"I fart in your general direction!"
I hate it when people fart in my general direction.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm
(February 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: "I could care less"
I totally agree. Whenever I hear somebody say this, I correct them.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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