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Stupid slogans on church signs
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 12, 2016 at 8:20 pm
So, did their choir director design it, or was it their youth pastor ??
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 13, 2016 at 12:54 am
(January 12, 2016 at 3:14 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Passed by one just this morning:   "If you don't love Jesus you WILL go to hell."   

I had seen this one on bumper stickers, as "If you don't love Jesus, you can go to hell", but this was the first time on a church sign.  Lovely sentiment.  Makes me just wanna rush my chubby little tattooed lesbian atheist self in there and give 'em a big hug.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 13, 2016 at 3:31 am
(January 12, 2016 at 6:53 pm)Losty Wrote:
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Generally 0-8 a day but an average of about twice I reckon (usually 3-6 but sometimes I also have long breaks so that lowers my averages) so about 730 times a year.

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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 13, 2016 at 3:38 am
(January 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm)Losty Wrote: On my old phone I have one that I saw on the way home from the hospital once last year. It said something about loose tongues getting into tight places xD

Hehe still have it saved anywhere else?
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
January 13, 2016 at 3:49 am (This post was last modified: January 13, 2016 at 3:50 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm
I know this thread is dead; but, this is where this post fits...

This church in my area sometimes has crazy statements on the sign. This is their latest offering (I need a facepalm emoji)

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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 8:59 pm
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 9:00 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 9:02 pm by Faith No More.)
(August 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm)mediocrates Wrote: (I need a facepalm emoji)

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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 9:14 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 9:18 pm by Arkilogue.)
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm
I saw a creepy one today at a church:

Come back.
I miss you.

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