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Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 11:47 am
(This post was last modified: February 1, 2016 at 11:47 am by ReptilianPeon.)
I saw two men with the name tags ordering food in McDonald's. I really wanted to ask them about that "magical underwear" they seem to wear. But I was in my lunch break and didn't want to get into an extended discussion.
If I see them again, when I'm walking home, and I'm approached, an ideas on embarrassing/awkward questions I could ask them? I don't want to be caught off guard if I'm ambushed so any help would very much appreciated. Thanks in advance.
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 12:24 pm
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You could say
Oi hey guy's what's with them magical underwear do you get super powers or something?
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm
- Ask for the celestial coordinates of Kolob
- Carry a small stone in your pocket and wear a hat. If they ask a question say 'let me see' and then drop the stone in your hat and put your face up to it as if to block out light.
- Ask for the entry requirements to their three levels of heaven (celestial, terrestrial, telestial)
- What are you going to name your planet if you become a god and are you looking forward to spirit fucking?
- Why did it take god until 1978 to change his attitude about black people?
That should get you going.
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm
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Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 2:26 pm
Do the magic undies have any absorbent properties for seniors?
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 2:26 pm
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 2:29 pm
Did you actually see them bothering shoppers?
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 5:04 pm
I've honestly never seen them bothering anyone in public, they only used to come to my door, at least until I got myself permanently blacklisted, and now I only see them riding their precious little bikes down the road.
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Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 7:00 pm
I would like to see a Mormon knock on a JWs door or visa versa.
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