I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

[robvalue]

Indeed!

If you stare at a TV for long enough, your mind will start playing tricks on you. And if everyone around you says they can see something on the TV, most people will agree just to fit in. Especially if they get punched in the head for saying otherwise.

Weird how the other people can't actually agree about what program is on, but you can't have everything.

[Edwardo Piet]

If you stare at a TV for long enough, your mind will start playing tricks on you.

More than they already do?

And if everyone around you says they can see something on the TV, most people will agree just to fit in. Especially if they get punched in the head for saying otherwise.

I was eating an apple once and when I doubted what was on the unplugged TV this bloke thumped me and when I started sobbing he said "I thought you said you liked fruit punch?".

I can't do jokes.

Weird how the other people can't actually agree about what program is on, but you can't have everything.

They should just agree blindly. If they struggle to do that, they should just pretend to be a theist. That works for me now: I don't want to drop my apple again. It got fluff on it. Fluff is worse than pain. Fluffy apple= I haz a sad.

"Fluffy Apple" Should be the next Radiohead album.

[robvalue]

Lol nice jokes! You make me laugh

Weird how all these people respect others who say the TV is on but claim a different program is airing, more than someone who points out that the TV isn't fucking plugged in.

[Edwardo Piet]

I think some people just die inside at the thought of a TV not being plugged in so they have to live in denial.

Personally I don't even own a TV.

Music + AF + Skype + Rude stuff + possibility of mayo is all this turtle needs.

Oh and I can watch DVDs on my laptop

[robvalue]

Haha yeah. And the longer you've been telling everyone the TV is on, the harder it is to swallow your pride and admit that actually you've been staring at fuck all.

By the way, when you can still see what's "on the TV" when you're not even looking at it, that is cause for concern.

[Edwardo Piet]

You know what's infinitely worse than staring at a TV with nothing on it for hours?

Having your little brother pause a recording of Eastenders at a point of a close up of Ian Beale's face and daring you to stare at Mr. Beale for as long as you can without losing your mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5srlON1J6Zo

[rexbeccarox]

And Jesus would get off on it. Pent up little virgin that he is.

He somehow got Mary pregnant so she could give birth to him without Mary losing her virginity. So I was wondering..... Maybe Jesus' father (who was also Jesus somehow) just went to the clinic and left a sample or something and then Mary visited it?

... and, like... after childbirth, isn't the virginity thing kind of moot?

[Edwardo Piet]

Maybe it doesn't count because Mary gave birth to himself.

* Edwardo Piet shrugs

[robvalue]

Why not just magic Jesus into existence anyway? Seems like a lot of fucking around.

[rexbeccarox]

Why not just magic Jesus into existence anyway? Seems like a lot of fucking around,

We haaaaaave a winner!