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I am Jesus
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#81
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 1:31 pm
No... this thread is crap. Seems the OP has abandoned it. Maybe he's off battling starvation and disease or picking avocados or doing yard work. Who the hell knows.
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#82
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 1:32 pm
My ex husband desperately wanted to name our son Jesus Manuel. I'm really glad I convinced him to go with Justin instead.
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#83
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 1:40 pm
(May 11, 2016 at 12:48 pm)Alex K Wrote: THE LIGHT INSIDE YOU WILL LET YOU SEE FURTHER THAN ANY FIRE.



THE TRANSCENDENT VIBRATIONS THAT ENCOMPASS THE ETHER RADIATE COMPASSION




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MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET FEELS COCKY.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#84
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 1:44 pm
Quote:LISTEN TO ME, RAMTHASHAKRA KRISHNA,

Screw that.  Worship RAMALAMADINGDONG

He's got a song and everything.




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#85
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:44 pm
It's been a while since we had a word-salad Deepak Chopra wannabe on here.

(Except for Little Rik, of course.)

The generator gave me: "Perceptual reality meditates on unique love".

http://wisdomofchopra.com/
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#86
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:45 pm
"Everything meditates on cosmic fulfillment"
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:18 pm (This post was last modified: May 11, 2016 at 3:35 pm by Jenny A.)
So. . . when I was pre-teen there were a couple guys in my home town who claimed to be Jesus. It was the sixties then, and they didn't live in town at the same time, but they both wore their hair long, were shod in sandals, and proclaimed themselves the second coming. They were a little odd, as Jesus dressed in clothes contemporary to his time period not David's. And I never read Jesus was against baths. But they had disciples. Do you have disciples? Because until you can show you have some disciples, I think the 1960s hippies have got you beat.

I do have a miracle request though, can you translate your previous posts into German, French, Portuguese, Spanish, Arabic, Greek, Ancient Greek, Gaelic, and Cantonese, well enough to convince native speakers you are one of them? How about Navaho, do you speak Navaho? Finnish? Perhaps Persian. Because god would speak them all.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:23 pm
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarius again.
I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you

Ask me anything Smile

No no i don't need "saving" just move along. And please no i don't need your love.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:32 pm
"The future imparts reality to total acceptance of abstract beauty."
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#90
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 3:52 pm
Why is Jesus wasting time trolling Internet forums instead of going out and using his superpowers to cure some kid's cancer or something?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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