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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 5:49 am
(May 19, 2016 at 5:38 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: (May 19, 2016 at 1:04 am)Love333 Wrote: I have been researching Hell.
If you want to defeat Satan you have to destroy him through love.[...]
You mean - you're going to blow Satan to death?
Well I think he just tried to show me one of these... it's why I didn't open or play the video!
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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
I smell a dirty old sock of TC. 
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
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Something doesn't smell right here. I don't mean to be rude or imPoelite or anything...
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
Haha! Ninjad!
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
(May 19, 2016 at 1:04 am)Love333 Wrote: I have been researching Hell.
If you want to defeat Satan you have to destroy him through love. Many people who go deep underground notice water and a drop in temperature before they hear a white-noise sound. As they go even deeper down the "rabbit hole" they hear people screaming, distorted noises, and laughing. This is when you are near. Hell is a real place.
http://youtu.be/B7RZSvuR9dE
Let me assist in your research...
http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 7:23 pm
Die, thread, die.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 7:25 pm
(May 19, 2016 at 1:04 am)Love333 Wrote: I have been researching Hell.
If you want to defeat Satan you have to destroy him through love. Many people who go deep underground notice water and a drop in temperature before they hear a white-noise sound. As they go even deeper down the "rabbit hole" they hear people screaming, distorted noises, and laughing. This is when you are near. Hell is a real place.
http://youtu.be/B7RZSvuR9dE
What kind of drugs are you on?
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm
(May 19, 2016 at 7:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (May 19, 2016 at 1:04 am)Love333 Wrote: I have been researching Hell.
If you want to defeat Satan you have to destroy him through love. Many people who go deep underground notice water and a drop in temperature before they hear a white-noise sound. As they go even deeper down the "rabbit hole" they hear people screaming, distorted noises, and laughing. This is when you are near. Hell is a real place.
http://youtu.be/B7RZSvuR9dE
What kind of drugs are you on?
If you're in the evangelical community (which I clawed my way out of), you live in a abyss of epistemic values. Anybody can say whatever the fuck they want, and as long as it confirms their preferred doctrines, it gets a free pass.
In that community, stuff like this gets distributed as fact. I have heard this exact bullshit about hell before, word for word.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 7:36 pm
(May 19, 2016 at 5:48 am)Stimbo Wrote: (May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.
I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarius again.
I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you
Ask me anything 
What am I thinking right now?
Any danger of an answer to this?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am Jesus
May 19, 2016 at 7:44 pm
Yo dude you still havent told me my middle name, I thought you were the all knowing all powerful creator of the universe.
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