RE: Why do women slut shame men? They should slut shame women more than they already do
May 31, 2016 at 9:44 am
(May 31, 2016 at 9:09 am)Errol Monite Wrote: Due to popular demand, I will now reveal the 1...no, 2...nay...3! 3 differences between an adult female and a child. Ready?
1) An adult female has the body of an adult
2) An adult female has the vocabulary of an adult
3) An adult female has just enough intelligence to ape an adult
Other than that, women are literally, psychologically, children. There's no great mystery about women. They are literally children, that's it.
It was a lazy summer's evening in Ponyville and I was taking a nice stroll through the park, but I wasn't alone. A tall white unicorn walked close with me, his height didn't bother me instead it made me feel more safer. I enjoyed having these walks around the park especially when he is by my side, I treasured these moments.
The birds were singing and the long grass smelt sweet, it's these little things that make these memories great for me. The sun was setting in the west, leaving the sky peach and yellow. Up ahead on a little hill was a large pink blossom tree blowing in the soft summer breeze, I remember him fetching me there for our first date to watch the sunset. We both laid under the blossom tree and admired the sunset, I never got tired of doing this and I don't think I ever will.
“I think this is the best scene I've ever witnessed.” I whispered softly. “It's these little simple things that makes life worth living, don't you agree Qahzahaan?”
“It does Milady.” his voice was like silk to my ears. “It truly does.”
I felt like a lovestruck filly, my heart was thumping so heart against my chest, I thought I was going to exploded. I tucked myself into his warmth while he leaned his head into mine, I felt so happy for the first time in a long time. I've got a close community of friends that I deeply care for, my sister Toffee's dreams and wishes were coming true and I've finally found a stallion that I can share my long life with. The future will bring its suffering but for now, I didn't cared.
Five centuries later and Equestria has changed totally and so had I.
“Are you fine my dear?” I asked. “If you want you can head back.”
“Don't be ridiculous.” Qahzahaan protested, walking by my side. “I've made it this far, I'm not going to stop when we are so close.”
I smiled fondly at him, his hind legs were getting frail but he was too proud to ask for help. Qahzahaan hasn't changed much apart in appearance apart from gaining more battle scars but my love only grew for him, his leafy green eyes studied me.
“Do not worry about me Milady.” he said and then nuzzled my nose. “I'm a lot stronger than you think.”
I continued walking down the old paths that we use to take together before we moved away, to rule a new kingdom. I was searching for something and in my heart, I hoped that it was still there. My search concluded when I saw the large pink blossom tree on the little hill, I couldn't believe my eyes, it was still there after all these years. We both rushed up the tree, after bring apart from it for so long, it felt like returning home.
“I can't believe it's still here.” I said in disbelief. “I thought it would have withered a long time ago.”
I lightly touched the old heart craving that was engraved into the wood.
