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Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 11:04 am
I've just been in the town with Emma, and she forced me to go in some shops that sold clothed and shoes. The only entertainment I had was laughing at shoes.

What the hell is going on? Why would people do this to themselves?

Lumps of corks with sandals attached:

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Lampshade made into shoes:

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No! What!?
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RE: Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 11:19 am (This post was last modified: June 3, 2016 at 11:24 am by Regina.)
It's cool until they get drunk and can't walk in them, at which point I laugh at their expense

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I saw one drunk girl actually take her shoes off and wear them on her hands once, because it had got to that point where she couldn't walk anymore
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RE: Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 11:21 am
I'm not surprised. There were these heels in there that were like 60 degree slopes. Fuck, it hurt my feet just looking at them.

Everyone thought I was crazy probably, sitting there laughing at shoes. I needed the release.
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RE: Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 11:28 am
I'd probably wear those black ones.  Big Grin
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June 3, 2016 at 11:31 am
What, the cork motherfuckers?

Yeah, if I wanted to cheer myself up, I'd try and do wall running in them.
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RE: Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 11:34 am
Yeah, those ones. Not saying I like them or anything but they're definitely the best ones out of them all in that picture. Fuck knows why a company would make cork shoes though.  Undecided
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June 3, 2016 at 11:35 am
I don't know! I was genuinely considering whether it was a joke at first.
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June 3, 2016 at 12:18 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2016 at 12:18 pm by Ben Davis.)
(June 3, 2016 at 11:34 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Fuck knows why a company would make cork shoes though.  Undecided

Given all the flooding we've had in the UK,  maybe they're a floatation device?
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RE: Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 12:40 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 12:18 pm)Ben Davis Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 11:34 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Fuck knows why a company would make cork shoes though.  Undecided

Given all the flooding we've had in the UK,  maybe they're a floatation device?

Possibly.  Tongue

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RE: Shoes are hilarious
June 3, 2016 at 1:19 pm
I love some nice hot legs that end is some sexy wedges. Mmmmm  :angel:
What?

Or boots. Or sandals. Or peep toes. Or pumps. Fucken sexy, ey.
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