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Shoes are hilarious
#21
RE: Shoes are hilarious
If we're talking about trainers, then Converse and Vans FTW. Big Grin
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#22
RE: Shoes are hilarious
(June 3, 2016 at 11:04 am)robvalue Wrote: I've just been in the town with Emma, and she forced me to go in some shops that sold clothed and shoes. The only entertainment I had was laughing at shoes.

What the hell is going on? Why would people do this to themselves?

Lumps of corks with sandals attached:

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Lampshade made into shoes:

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No! What!?


They can look rather sexy, but high heels do look awkward, too. I like women's college tennis and soccer, and whenever I see a team photo at a formal, the front row looks like it's about to fall over. 

I actually like mary janes or saddle shoes on a girl.
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#23
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Girls' Converse boots look amazing, I think. It's like the brand was launched especially with girls in mind.
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#24
RE: Shoes are hilarious
(June 3, 2016 at 3:20 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: If we're talking about trainers, then Converse and Vans FTW.  Big Grin

I think most of us would like to talk about trainers in A69.
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#25
RE: Shoes are hilarious
(June 3, 2016 at 4:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 3:20 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: If we're talking about trainers, then Converse and Vans FTW.  Big Grin

I think most of us would like to talk about trainers in A69.

ROFLOL
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#26
RE: Shoes are hilarious
I may not be the brightest bulb in the shop, but one thing I've learned over the years is to never, EVER criticize a woman's taste in shoes. Safer to tell her that her firstborn looks like a poorly shaved gibbon.

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#27
RE: Shoes are hilarious
(June 3, 2016 at 2:01 pm)robvalue Wrote: I love me some sexy legs too! I don't much care what is on the end of them Tongue I'm not sure if mine are sexy. It's the only place on my body that I have any significant muscles, due to many years of intense roller skating. They're a shadow of their former selves though. I started flexing them in one of the mirrors there to amuse myself, and wondered if that would be a good video... no.
emphasis mine

Why do I get the feeling we're going to be treated with a lovely video of your legs soon? Big Grin
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#28
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(June 3, 2016 at 2:49 pm)Exian Wrote: What are those!?

I got it. Big Grin

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#29
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These are some fuck ugly shoes, now. I don't get it, people wear these torture devices by choice. Facepalm
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Gives a whole new meaning to spiked heels. Woof woof, down, Spike.
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Blech!
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#30
RE: Shoes are hilarious
(June 3, 2016 at 3:20 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: If we're talking about trainers, then Converse and Vans FTW.  Big Grin

skater or rock chick?
Sum ergo sum
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