Shoes are hilarious

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If we're talking about trainers, then Converse and Vans FTW.  

skater or rock chick?

More of a metalhead and rock kinda girl.

Definitely not skater.

[robvalue]

I may not be the brightest bulb in the shop, but one thing I've learned over the years is to never, EVER criticize a woman's taste in shoes.  Safer to tell her that her firstborn looks like a poorly shaved gibbon.

Boru

I'm lucky here, Emma finds them as ridiculous as I do She wanted something with a kitten heel (I learned something about shoes...) but they had either totally flat or cliff-face heels. She finally settled for some cute slipper looking things

I love me some sexy legs too! I don't much care what is on the end of them I'm not sure if mine are sexy. It's the only place on my body that I have any significant muscles, due to many years of intense roller skating. They're a shadow of their former selves though. I started flexing them in one of the mirrors there to amuse myself, and wondered if that would be a good video... no.

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Why do I get the feeling we're going to be treated with a lovely video of your legs soon?

Lol, I wouldn't do that to you guys!

Or would I

[Joods]

I may not be the brightest bulb in the shop, but one thing I've learned over the years is to never, EVER criticize a woman's taste in shoes.  Safer to tell her that her firstborn looks like a poorly shaved gibbon.

Boru

I'm lucky here, Emma finds them as ridiculous as I do She wanted something with a kitten heel (I learned something about shoes...) but they had either totally flat or cliff-face heels. She finally settled for some cute slipper looking things

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Why do I get the feeling we're going to be treated with a lovely video of your legs soon?

Lol, I wouldn't do that to you guys!

Or would I

Yes. Yes you would. Matter of fact, I expect one within the next hour. You'd better hustle. Oh, and a nice mention of my name would be just awesomeness since you've never said my name in any of your videos.

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These are some fuck ugly shoes, now. I don't get it, people wear these torture devices by choice.


Gives a whole new meaning to spiked heels. Woof woof, down, Spike.





Blech!

To be fair, the third picture - the black ones with spikes at the back- seems decent. Totally something I'd probably wear.

[robvalue]

I'm getting the feeling someone actually wants to see my legs

Ages ago in my skating days, my nickname was "Speedy Chicken". The speedy part was obvious as I was obsessed with going as fast as possible all the time, but I apparently resembled a chicken when doing so. To one person. I didn't get it, but it caught on anyway!

And my friend and brother ended up making me "speedy chicken" t-shirts! My friend drew me with regular proportions but ridiculously over developed leg muscles

They're nothing like the used to be now, so not a lot to look at. But if you want to see them that bad...