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RE: What do you want done with your corpse?
March 13, 2011 at 11:33 am
"What do you want done with your corpse?"
I want it to be used to help prop up the American economy
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RE: What do you want done with your corpse?
March 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm
You want to be the 3rd world rev?
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RE: What do you want done with your corpse?
April 1, 2011 at 1:29 am
I want the same thing to happen to my corpse that happened to Gene Roddenberry.
I want to be cremated, my ashes put into a bullet, and shot out into deep space.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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RE: What do you want done with your corpse?
April 18, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Either something along the lines of "Weekend at Bernie's" , a variation on the burning bag of poo prank or set aflame and catapulted at my enemies.
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RE: What do you want done with your corpse?
April 21, 2011 at 9:14 am
Buried under a tree so that my corpse can feed it. Creepy, but useful to the Earth.