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Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
#11
RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Ish.  Bull sharks.  Mean as hell, big.  Mostly the adolescants that loiter, but sometimes...Old Hitler stays inshore for whatever reason.  They seem to be increasing their range from the brackish inward...and must have been doing so for some time. A growing concern for property owners and swimming children. Mentioning that won't help sell watefront condos though...which is a big business for developers since the coastlines are pretty well choked up and swampland is cheap. So we don't.

I don't know if you've ever been, but if you have (or you go) take a look at all the people in the water, really..anywhere in florida. Most of them aren't floridians and that's not -just- because it's a tourist state.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 1:58 pm)dyresand Wrote: There is already a guy who raped a alligator and another guy who was charged with animal cruelty for fucking his dog.... 
and one guy who threw a fucking alligator into a fast food window

Did you say a man raped an alligator! The most feared man in his prison wing.



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#13
RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Oh hell no. We're going down to Florida in a month for our summer vacation and my boys are not going ANYWHERE NEAR a lagoon, swamp, ocean, nightclub, or reality tv singing competition, for that matter.

Call me an overprotective mother, I don't give a fuck.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 2:13 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(June 15, 2016 at 1:58 pm)dyresand Wrote: There is already a guy who raped a alligator and another guy who was charged with animal cruelty for fucking his dog.... 
and one guy who threw a fucking alligator into a fast food window

Did you say a man raped an alligator! The most feared man in his prison wing.

It was a whole convoluted revenge scheme because he wanted to punish the alligator for trying to eat him...
i wouldn't honestly be surprised if his jail mate would be afraid of the guy.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Raped an alligator?

What the hell is in the water in Florida? It always seems like there's some stupid crazy shit happening there.
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#16
RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Flouride and sulphur. Well...there used to be flouride...now all we get is the sulphur. But also, lots of iron, pretty yellow rings on everything, and lot's of constipated people. Also, salt? Salt makes people do crazy shit. Or maybe it;s a sort of mild and constant heat stroke. Maybe it's the effect of deep refrigeration on a senile brain. Take your pick, honestly.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 2:13 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Ish.  Bull sharks.  Mean as hell, big.  Mostly the adolescants that loiter, but sometimes...Old Hitler stays inshore for whatever reason.  They seem to be increasing their range from the brackish inward...and must have been doing so for some time.  A growing concern for property owners and swimming children.  Mentioning that won't help sell watefront condos though...which is a big business for developers since the coastlines are pretty well choked up and swampland is cheap.  So we don't.

I don't know if you've ever been, but if you have (or you go) take a look at all the people in the water, really..anywhere in florida.  Most of them aren't floridians and that's not -just- because it's a tourist state.

I'm glad you clarified that because I was going to start checking my pool before I got in.
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#18
RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Nope, just alligators and cottonmouths in pools...for now. You'll find the gators over the lower drain, and the snakes in the pump outflow housing. Which is to say they're probably more likely to find you first, lol.
(probably best to check even if the sharks haven't found a way into the screenroom...just yet)
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#19
RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Even with the collection of red state shitheads running the place I'll just stick with Arizona.
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#20
RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Oh god wtf. I live in Georgia, I never let my kids near any water unless it's a swimming pool or the ocean. You don't play in lakes or ponds with alligators. Oh that is so sad.
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