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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2016 at 3:45 pm
And that is why I'll never visit Walmart.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 10, 2016 at 5:52 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 14, 2016 at 8:27 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 14, 2016 at 5:04 pm (This post was last modified: June 14, 2016 at 5:05 pm by AkiraTheViking.)
(June 8, 2016 at 8:43 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Actually Microsoft invented tablets before Apple:
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This legit blew my mind and I dunno why. Samsung and PC most of the times introduce stuff and then 5 years later apple does it and majority of the world looses their shit over it even though they'll be paying more for something that's outdated.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2016 at 2:19 am
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No God, No fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2016 at 10:06 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2016 at 10:38 am
Oh Jesus, that will set off the muslim hordes like nothing else will

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2016 at 11:27 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2016 at 2:17 pm
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June 27, 2016 at 2:55 pm
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Fire Department honors resident on her 100th birthday

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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