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Chris_Zee_Great · April 25, 2011 at 6:44 pm

(April 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Hey, he's got a sense of humor and is a self-proclaimed asshole. Sounds like he'll fit right in.

I blame the country-dunder-fucks that live around me. They tend to make one bitter. I like my coffee bitter, so I suppose I love myself. Ooooooh right. Giggidy giggidy.

**thesummerqueen** · April 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Nice.

I was already a bitch before I moved, but I entirely blame North Carolina and its hick residents for making me the disgruntled Jew I am today. Texas played a large hand too, and from afar - no mean feat.

But I draw the line at overly bitter coffee. If I said I needed a little cream, and left to go to the gym right now as I plan to, I shudder to think what would be done with that statement in my absence.

Chris_Zee_Great · April 25, 2011 at 7:04 pm

(April 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Nice.

I was already a bitch before I moved, but I entirely blame North Carolina and its hick residents for making me the disgruntled Jew I am today. Texas played a large hand too, and from afar - no mean feat.

But I draw the line at overly bitter coffee. If I said I needed a little cream, and left to go to the gym right now as I plan to, I shudder to think what would be done with that statement in my absence.

I may be a self-proclaimed asshole who is also just as perverted as the next man in line, but I'll leave other members with a sick sense of humor to take this one...Only because I don't know you. Tongue

reverendjeremiah · April 25, 2011 at 8:26 pm

(April 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Hey, he's got a sense of humor and is a self-proclaimed asshole. Sounds like he'll fit right in.

Im a self proclaimed loser and butt muncher.. do I fit in as well?
Begging

**thesummerqueen** · April 25, 2011 at 8:27 pm

I think your wife is the authority on how you fit.

reverendjeremiah · (This post was last modified: April 25, 2011 at 8:34 pm by reverendjeremiah.)

I brew my own honey mead.

Does that make me a Hebrew too?

"shebrew"? Is that like a beer whench?

**thesummerqueen** · April 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm

I have a corset.

**Minimalist** · April 25, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Quote:I typically can be quite the asshole.

Speaking of which, Godschild should be along shortly.

Violet · April 25, 2011 at 8:59 pm

(April 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I have a corset.

I don't have the boobs worth wearing a corset for Sad

reverendjeremiah · April 25, 2011 at 9:36 pm

(April 25, 2011 at 8:59 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(April 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I have a corset.

I don't have the boobs worth wearing a corset for

I forgive you

*hands you some socks*

Think of them as chest warmers

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