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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2016 at 5:58 am
I made a new thread, and stuck it there:

http://atheistforums.org/thread-44410.html

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2016 at 8:26 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2016 at 3:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2016 at 7:20 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 9, 2016 at 7:40 am
Fucking brilliant.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2016 at 2:54 am
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I didn't know this could happen. A sewage truck explodes in Moscow. Poo everywhere!

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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2016 at 11:12 am
A truck carrying packing house offal distributed its payload on I-29 many years ago, much to the shock and horror of the other motorists there at the time.

Due to the disturbing nature of the spew, it wasn't covered in news.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 14, 2016 at 2:36 pm (This post was last modified: August 14, 2016 at 2:36 pm by pocaracas.)
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Am I the only one seeing it?!


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 14, 2016 at 2:49 pm
(August 10, 2016 at 11:12 am)vorlon13 Wrote: A truck carrying packing house offal distributed its payload on I-29 many years ago, much to the shock and horror of the other motorists there at the time.

Due to the disturbing nature of the spew, it wasn't covered in news.

Lol here in 'Murica, we spew shit on the news for fun.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 14, 2016 at 2:58 pm
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