Narcissistic Mami- post here and you tell me what you think about me

[Esquilax]

Yyyyeah, that was not about you, broh.  

I was referencing something else. Mama gets it

IOW: What I said was about me

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Oh, shit, the turtle's got secrets! :o

[Edwardo Piet]

You have no idea.

[Esquilax]

[Edwardo Piet]

This ain't about you broh.

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[J a c k]

Ivy quietly steps in to grab her glasses and thong... and tip toes back out.

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Oh, wait. Those are still laying around esquirotica in area 69

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[Esquilax]

Ivy quietly steps in to grab her glasses and thong... and tip toes back out.

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Oh, wait. Those are still laying around esquirotica in area 69

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I'll have something new for you tonight, I think. Maybe just keep the thong off.

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[Pat Mustard]

Because I'm selfish. Also facing my fears. Not really. Don't say anything mean. Well, ok. Ok, besides selfish I'm indecisive.
Most of you don't know much about me, because most of you are smart and post in the smarty pant threads. I stick to off topic, because yes. If you have nothing to say, or only mean things to say, then focus on Bill Maher. Praise him. If you have nothing to say about Bill Maher, either, then speak well of my brother, Rob. Everyone has nice things to say about Rob.
If you have nothing nice to say about Rob, go away. I don't need that kind of people in my life.  

In return for acknowledging my existence, I'll acknowledge yours. Sometimes I'm considerate like that.

Don't forget about my swag.

You're extraordinarily beautiful, look a good bit younger than what I think you actually are, and are very nice altogether to boot. And from your postings here I'd be very surprised if you didn't have an abundance of brains (sweet, juicy, braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss *slobber*).

[J a c k]

Because I'm selfish. Also facing my fears. Not really. Don't say anything mean. Well, ok. Ok, besides selfish I'm indecisive.
Most of you don't know much about me, because most of you are smart and post in the smarty pant threads. I stick to off topic, because yes. If you have nothing to say, or only mean things to say, then focus on Bill Maher. Praise him. If you have nothing to say about Bill Maher, either, then speak well of my brother, Rob. Everyone has nice things to say about Rob.
If you have nothing nice to say about Rob, go away. I don't need that kind of people in my life.  

In return for acknowledging my existence, I'll acknowledge yours. Sometimes I'm considerate like that.

Don't forget about my swag.

You're extraordinarily beautiful, look a good bit younger than what I think you actually are, and are very nice altogether to boot. And from your postings here I'd be very surprised if you didn't have an abundance of brains (sweet, juicy, braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss *slobber*).

I read this like, who be that? But then realized you're Constable!!!! Now I'm feeling cuddly. Why you change your name? Bad Dorfl. Bad. And thank you. I'm 31. How old did you think I am?

[Pat Mustard]

You're extraordinarily beautiful, look a good bit younger than what I think you actually are, and are very nice altogether to boot. And from your postings here I'd be very surprised if you didn't have an abundance of brains (sweet, juicy, braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss *slobber*).

I read this like, who be that? But then realized you're Constable!!!! Now I'm feeling cuddly. Why you change your name? Bad Dorfl. Bad. And thank you. I'm 31. How old did you think I am?

From your profile pics and other stuff I've seen of you, I'd have said early 20's.

As regards the name change, creating hybrids of unicorns and other animals seems to be in style around here, and my nickname through school was the Taz, so it's appropriate two ways.

[Esquilax]

I only found out her age yesterday. I always figured she was older than me, but younger than Luckie.