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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 5:24 am
I find it incredibly sad how some people believe so strongly in something that has next to no proof, and dedicate their lives to something that isn't real...
C'mon people, grow up. Stop believeing in fairytales, and face reality instead of hiding behind your imaginary friends and don't write letters to imaginary demons!
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 5:34 am
(May 31, 2011 at 5:24 am)Taylor Wrote: I find it incredibly sad how some people believe so strongly in something that has next to no proof, and dedicate their lives to something that isn't real...
C'mon people, grow up. Stop believeing in fairytales, and face reality instead of hiding behind your imaginary friends and don't write letters to imaginary demons!
Leave us alone! I'm perfectly entitled to believe in Jeff my invisible turtle. He speaks back to me, maybe you have an imaginary friend too! You just have to use your mind and find him 
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 5:41 am
(May 31, 2011 at 5:34 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: (May 31, 2011 at 5:24 am)Taylor Wrote: I find it incredibly sad how some people believe so strongly in something that has next to no proof, and dedicate their lives to something that isn't real...
C'mon people, grow up. Stop believeing in fairytales, and face reality instead of hiding behind your imaginary friends and don't write letters to imaginary demons!
Leave us alone! I'm perfectly entitled to believe in Jeff my invisible turtle. He speaks back to me, maybe you have an imaginary friend too! You just have to use your mind and find him
Damn....How did you find out about Fred, my poka-dotted purple monkey?
Fred is far superior to your turtle!
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 6:04 am
(May 31, 2011 at 5:24 am)Taylor Wrote: I find it incredibly sad how some people believe so strongly in something that has next to no proof, and dedicate their lives to something that isn't real...
And then reject evolution because (they claim)there isn't enough evidence for it.
The irony, it burnzzzzz.
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 6:52 am
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(May 30, 2011 at 5:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I was willing to vote for both.
How fucking sick is that? This jackass probably wasted a week of his life writing a letter to the imaginary enemy of his imaginary friend.
Man. People are fucking stupid.
I don't understand his question. Guess I haven't been around long enough in these halls . . .
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 7:13 am
(May 30, 2011 at 4:38 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: http://www.revelife.com/748235999/a-quot...-my-enemy/
Delusional Idiot Wrote:To the devil:
In light of recent events, I feel compelled to write you a letter. You know...a letter just to tell you how I feel about you....
I really do hate you---and oh, how well I know the feeling is mutual. I want you to know that I am completely sick of you, although I realize you won't ever go away. I love to imagine you fleeing in terror when I plead the Blood of Jesus. Someday I'll get to see it with my own eyes, and I can't wait. You coward.
Did I mention that I despise you?
Just know that with every passing day of your relentless badgering, I see you more clearly for what you really are. You are stupid. Stupid and predictable. I'm learning to recognize your wicked tactics. How could I not by now?
I've had so much exposure to you and your antics lately. But you will not steal my joy. You absolutely will not kill, steal from, or destroy me or my family. The Lord God is on His throne, and you will never succeed in causing His plans to go awry. I know you know that. I love that you know that.
You think you are getting to me, but all the harm you seek to do me really only makes me stronger. Do you know that? You are driving me to Jesus! Keep devising your evil schemes if you must...I'll cling to Jesus all the more. The deeper I go with Him, the more absurdly stupid you look. Yes, you've caused us pain, but guess what? God Almighty is in control, and He's turning it all to good! So take that!
You might strike me down, perplex me, or trouble me...maybe you'll discourage me or make me feel stupid and unqualified...you will most certainly continue to hound me with incessant distraction and drop countless obstacles in my path...but my God will pick me up, dust me off, and help me stand again after each and every battle. So get ready because I'm not giving up. I take it as a compliment that you won't leave me alone. I must be a threat to you! I pray so. I pray so in the name of Jesus. Yes, JESUS!! Are you trembling? I know you are....
By the way, get out of my house, and stay out in the name of JESUS. Leave my kids alone, in the name of JESUS. I have my armor on and I'm ready to do battle. I reclaim the Peace that passes understanding. I plead the blood of JESUS over my mind and my thoughts...I plead the blood of JESUS over my children's futures, and I plead the blood of JESUS over my home and my property. I know you have to leave now! Ha!
Hate me all you want. Hate my kids, even. You should, because they are going to do mighty things for their Lord Jesus Christ. I realize you'll keep assigning all your ridiculous demons to attack us and try to deter us. But it won't work, because we have authority over you through the Blood of Jesus. Oops! I mentioned the Blood again! Scared? You should be. You are defeated, loser, and your days are numbered. You remember that day at the cross, don't you? My Jesus shed His blood for me. I am His, and He is mine...and you lose.
Jesus is Lord! I know you hate to hear that because it's the truth! His light illuminates and eliminates your darkness at all times and in every situation. I will overcome you, by the Blood of the Lamb and the word of my testimony.
Get thee behind me, Satan, in the name of JESUS!
Praying you lose countless battles today,
A devoted child of your Enemy
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 8:54 am
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I honestly do not understand their obsession with blood. Surely the Devil would want the blood of jesus to be spilt?
"I please the blood of jesus (Whatever that means) all over my children's future... over my property" drinking the 'literal' blood, eating the flesh, being baptised in the blood, being purified by blood...
THIS IS SICK!
At least be washed in the tears, or even saliva (which surely would have magical properties), of jesus, WHY THE BLOOD?!?!?!?!?
Why are bodily fluids of their god so useful? Why not just invoke the omnipresence of their god?
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 9:31 am
(May 31, 2011 at 5:41 am)Taylor Wrote: Damn....How did you find out about Fred, my poka-dotted purple monkey?
Fred is far superior to your turtle!
Nuh uh, Jeff shat out the universe from his anus. He is the divine creator. You cannot possibly top that.
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 9:42 am
(May 31, 2011 at 5:34 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: Leave us alone! I'm perfectly entitled to believe in Jeff my invisible turtle. He speaks back to me, maybe you have an imaginary friend too! You just have to use your mind and find him
You can't find imaginary friends with your mind - you have to use your "heart".
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RE: A delusional blog to a make believe enemy
May 31, 2011 at 9:47 am
(May 31, 2011 at 9:42 am)Strongbad Wrote: You can't find imaginary friends with your mind - you have to use your "heart".
Yes you can. Logic says that Jeff is real, because he speaks to me in my mind. The only thing my heart is good for is pumping blood.
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