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And now for somthing completely diffrent
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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 9:20 am
You know why bagpipers walk about while they play? They're trying to get away from that bloody awful racket they're making.

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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 11:04 am
(December 16, 2016 at 5:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 16, 2016 at 4:32 am)Orochi Wrote: Kind of mean Sad

Well, I don't want anyone hurt, of course.  But if a set of highland pipes were consumed by fire, it wouldn't be the worst thing...

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What's the difference between bagpipes and onions?

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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 11:10 am
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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 11:20 am
(December 16, 2016 at 11:04 am)Chas Wrote:
(December 16, 2016 at 5:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, I don't want anyone hurt, of course.  But if a set of highland pipes were consumed by fire, it wouldn't be the worst thing...

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What's the difference between bagpipes and onions?


Also, cutting up an onion doesn't make a sound like a dozen cats being boiled alive.

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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 1:14 pm
(December 16, 2016 at 6:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny thing - the Irish invented the bagpipes 1000 years ago, sent them to Scotland, and the Scots STILL haven't gotten the joke.

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Bagpipes were an invention. You cant pin this on the irish.

Quote:The evidence for pre-Roman era bagpipes is still uncertain but several textual and visual clues have been suggested. The Oxford History of Music says that a sculpture of bagpipes has been found on a Hittite slab at Euyuk in the Middle East, dated to 1000 BC. Several authors identify the Ancient Greek askaulos (ἀσκός askos – wine-skin, αὐλός aulos – reed pipe) with the bagpipe.[2] In the 2nd century AD, Suetonius described the Roman emperor Nero as a player of the tibia utricularis.[3] Dio Chrysostom wrote in the 1st century of a contemporary sovereign (possibly Nero) who could play a pipe (tibia, Roman reedpipes similar to Greek and Etruscan instruments) with his mouth as well as by tucking a bladder beneath his armpit



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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm by vorlon13.)
tucking a bladder beneath an armpit ?


damn, I'm getting a stiffy going with hottie talk like that . . .
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December 16, 2016 at 1:40 pm
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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 3:03 pm
(December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: tucking a bladder beneath an armpit ?


damn, I'm getting a stiffy going with hottie talk like that . . .

Grab yourself a tissue, because I play bagpipes that have a bladder AND a bellows. Erotic, innit?

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December 16, 2016 at 3:17 pm
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RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 3:59 pm
Unicycles, bagpipes and Star Wars music...it's like a never ending nightmare!
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