You know why bagpipers walk about while they play? They're trying to get away from that bloody awful racket they're making.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
And now for somthing completely diffrent
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You know why bagpipers walk about while they play? They're trying to get away from that bloody awful racket they're making.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(December 16, 2016 at 5:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(December 16, 2016 at 4:32 am)Orochi Wrote: Kind of mean What's the difference between bagpipes and onions?
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
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(December 16, 2016 at 11:04 am)Chas Wrote:(December 16, 2016 at 5:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, I don't want anyone hurt, of course. But if a set of highland pipes were consumed by fire, it wouldn't be the worst thing... Also, cutting up an onion doesn't make a sound like a dozen cats being boiled alive. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(December 16, 2016 at 6:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Funny thing - the Irish invented the bagpipes 1000 years ago, sent them to Scotland, and the Scots STILL haven't gotten the joke. Bagpipes were an invention. You cant pin this on the irish. Quote:The evidence for pre-Roman era bagpipes is still uncertain but several textual and visual clues have been suggested. The Oxford History of Music says that a sculpture of bagpipes has been found on a Hittite slab at Euyuk in the Middle East, dated to 1000 BC. Several authors identify the Ancient Greek askaulos (ἀσκός askos – wine-skin, αὐλός aulos – reed pipe) with the bagpipe.[2] In the 2nd century AD, Suetonius described the Roman emperor Nero as a player of the tibia utricularis.[3] Dio Chrysostom wrote in the 1st century of a contemporary sovereign (possibly Nero) who could play a pipe (tibia, Roman reedpipes similar to Greek and Etruscan instruments) with his mouth as well as by tucking a bladder beneath his armpit You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. RE: And now for somthing completely diffrent
December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm by vorlon13.)
tucking a bladder beneath an armpit ?
damn, I'm getting a stiffy going with hottie talk like that . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
That reminds me of...
(December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: tucking a bladder beneath an armpit ? Grab yourself a tissue, because I play bagpipes that have a bladder AND a bellows. Erotic, innit? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Unicycles, bagpipes and Star Wars music...it's like a never ending nightmare!
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