I'd give it 2nd place, beaten only by the Tourettes one which was perfect 
(I think that was yours... if not, whoops )
(I think that was yours... if not, whoops )
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LOL, yeah, the Tourettes was a classic.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
If I don't win something, I'm going to throw a temper-tantrum. [emoji56]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
I've got a prize for you. But you'll have to come and get it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Member Awards 2016!
January 4, 2017 at 11:25 pm
(This post was last modified: January 5, 2017 at 12:04 am by LadyForCamus.)
(January 4, 2017 at 10:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've got a prize for you. But you'll have to come and get it. Is that like a, "I've got candy; just hop into the back of my van!" type of offer?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Is there any other kind?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Don't take that as a compliment LFC, Stimbo would fuck Susan Boyle right now if she rolled up to his place unnanounced!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Hey, I do have standards. Ok, they're low. But I have them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 4, 2017 at 2:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:But i gotta be good at something! D:(January 4, 2017 at 2:31 pm)Jello Wrote: Why does everyone want to die when they learn things about me? 
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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