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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 2:32 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 2:33 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 3:16 pm
13. I guess I'm in the shallow end of hell.
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 3:18 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 12:24 pm)popeyespappy Wrote:
"Porn-loving masturbators"? So masturbators, who can take or leave porn - they're off the hook?...
That's a suspiciously specific stipulation, coming from a bloke with a large board covering the entire front of his body...
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 3:28 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 3:12 pm)Shell B Wrote: Douches.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 7:40 pm
Well, at least the world now knows exactly what he gets up to....
Some cherry pickers are too stupid to know they're stupid.
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 7:44 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 3:18 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: "Porn-loving masturbators"? So masturbators, who can take or leave porn - they're off the hook?...
Probably TMI, but due to recent events beyond the scope of this thread, I've been coasting for the past week or so purely on the contents of my wank bank. No porn required.
(January 19, 2017 at 3:18 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: That's a suspiciously specific stipulation, coming from a bloke with a large board covering the entire front of his body...
I notice we can't see what his hands are doing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'