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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 7:32 pm
The Grant My Wish thread reminded me of a similar game. I don't want the other thread to die because it is fun, but maybe we can keep both games alive.

In this game, you wish for something and the next poster grants the wish, but with some horrible outcome, much like a genie. That poster than posts his or her wish for the next and so on.

For example:

Fake Hypothetical Posters Wrote:First poster: I wish for an apple.

Second poster: Granted, but Sae poisoned it, so you go to sleep for one hundred years.

I wish for a pony.

I wish for a castle.



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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Granted, but Michelle Bachmann lives in it and is eternal.

I want a pony...
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Granted, but you can't use it for a sex slave because it spontaneously combusted the moment it arrived.

I want some toxic sludge Tiger
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Granted, but the ghostbusters show up and suck you and your sludge into their sucky things.

I wish for an Aston Martin.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Granted, but's built by Italians and the cops are German.

Also, the cooks are English and the politicians are French.

I wish for a million ducks.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Granted, but you perform them so rapidly that you die of whiplash.

I wish this needle could get filled faster.
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June 26, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Granted, but it is filling with air and Samara from The Ring is sitting next to you.

I wish for an RV so I can road trip my life away.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm
Granted but it has wheels made out of fudge.

I wish I could grow another arm so I can punch 3 people at once.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 8:44 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Granted but it has wheels made out of fudge.

I wish I could grow another arm so I can punch 3 people at once.

Granted: The third person that gets punched is you.

I wish to, through the power of rabies and time travel, become my own entire line of male ancestors.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 8:52 pm (This post was last modified: June 26, 2011 at 8:52 pm by HeyItsZeus.)
Quote:I wish to, through the power of rabies and time travel, become my own entire line of male ancestors.

I don't even... what the....
Granted but all of your ancestors have no testicles.

I wish that I could be at the beach right now.
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