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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 7:38 am
(June 28, 2011 at 12:53 am)Jax Wrote: I wish for a soft pillow.

Granted but it's filled with used condoms.

I wish for a sandwich made with rusty nails.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 9:29 am
(June 28, 2011 at 7:38 am)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: I wish for a sandwich made with rusty nails.

Granted, but then you are diagnosed with tetanus.

I wish for some fresh grass.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 10:16 am
Granted, but everyone else's grass seems greener

I wish for some ice-cream, with sprinkles.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 10:48 am (This post was last modified: June 28, 2011 at 10:48 am by Napoléon.)
(June 28, 2011 at 10:16 am)Stue Denim Wrote: I wish for some ice-cream, with sprinkles.

Granted but it's raw-horseflesh flavoured (yes that's a flavour).

I wish for a sexy lady.
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#95
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 1:51 pm
(June 28, 2011 at 10:48 am)Napoleon Wrote: I wish for a sexy lady.

Granted, but she's dead.

I wish for kittens with missile launchers on their backs.

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#96
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Granted, but the only target they see is you.

I wish for a Stargate.
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June 28, 2011 at 5:33 pm (This post was last modified: June 28, 2011 at 5:34 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(June 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish for a Stargate.

Granted: but the first address that opens for you is to a world being consumed by a black hole

I wish I had bigger titties to lick
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 28, 2011 at 11:56 pm
(June 28, 2011 at 5:33 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish I had bigger titties to lick

Granted, but they're man titties.

I wish I could travel through time.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 12:20 am
Granted, but you can only travel to pre-Oxygenated Earth.

I wish for telekinesis.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 7:58 am
(June 29, 2011 at 12:20 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish for telekinesis.

Granted but you can only do this with your new found power:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnfTaqZaS...re=related

I wish for a ps3 controller that works.
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