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#121
RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 31, 2017 at 3:10 pm
The one with the dinosaurs.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#122
RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 31, 2017 at 3:45 pm
(January 31, 2017 at 2:15 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(January 31, 2017 at 12:50 pm)Vic Wrote: 'Well, there it is.'

Jurassic Park, no?

Nope!

It's a repeating line in the movie
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#123
RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 31, 2017 at 5:28 pm
"You keep what you kill"

"What does God need with a starship"

"Good luck, God bless, and God speed"
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

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#124
RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 31, 2017 at 6:01 pm
If no one ever guesses which movie my last few quotes were from... do I win the internet?
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#125
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 1, 2017 at 4:58 pm (This post was last modified: February 1, 2017 at 5:00 pm by brewer.)
Quote:"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.".
(January 31, 2017 at 12:50 pm)Vic Wrote: 'Well, there it is.'

Whole Nine Yards?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#126
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 5, 2017 at 5:44 am
(January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 28, 2017 at 7:43 pm)Luckie Wrote: [Image: 16142673_357685407945932_681015548159404...e=590862E1]


First one

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I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
Do you feel lucky..well do ya PUNK.
Get to the Chopper.
Come with me if you want to live.

Ooh! Ooh! I saw this and was like, Arnolds my thing! Everyone else be pulling out Casablanca ans fancy shmancy.. 

1. I heard that in Jim Carreys voice, maybe Liar liar, Jack and Jill, or Batman Forever???
2. Duh. Clint Eastwood in.... um... The good the bad and the ugly? Tongue ok not so duh
3. Predator, definitely Predator amirite? 
4. True Lies?

Does Bunny gets any pointses? 


Ona side note, I pulled out one of my oldies but goodies movies from my childhood called The Running Man, starring good ol Arnold. I just about ruined my computer screen with popcorn when the title intro played. Very, very funny. Check it if u  want a good laugh!

https://youtu.be/zl1F7_khqPM
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#127
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 5, 2017 at 6:10 am (This post was last modified: February 5, 2017 at 6:14 am by downbeatplumb.)
(February 5, 2017 at 5:44 am)Luckie Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
Do you feel lucky..well do ya PUNK.
Get to the Chopper.
Come with me if you want to live.

Ooh! Ooh! I saw this and was like, Arnolds my thing! Everyone else be pulling out Casablanca ans fancy shmancy.. 

1. I heard that in Jim Carreys voice, maybe Liar liar, Jack and Jill, or Batman Forever???
2. Duh. Clint Eastwood in.... um... The good the bad and the ugly? Tongue ok not so duh
3. Predator, definitely Predator amirite? 
4. True Lies?

Does Bunny gets any pointses? 


Ona side note, I pulled out one of my oldies but goodies movies from my childhood called The Running Man, starring good ol Arnold. I just about ruined my computer screen with popcorn when the title intro played. Very, very funny. Check it if u  want a good laugh!

https://youtu.be/zl1F7_khqPM

1. I heard that in Jim Carreys voice, maybe Liar liar, Jack and Jill, or Batman Forever???

2001- HAl says it to Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARJ8cAGm6JE

2. Duh. Clint Eastwood in.... um... The good the bad and the ugly? ok not so duh

Tick

. Predator, definitely Predator amirite? 

Tick

4. True Lies?

Terminator, Kyle Reese says it to Sarah Connor, although I think it may have been used in later terminators. I think possibly in the last one Sarah says it to Kyle.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#128
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 5, 2017 at 6:20 am
(January 31, 2017 at 10:14 am)pool the great Wrote: "Suck my unit!"

Tropic Thunder?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#129
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 5, 2017 at 6:24 am
" I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time."
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#130
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 5, 2017 at 6:30 am
Here's some new ones. PS I need u guys to confirm whether a guess was right or wrong so I can tally!

(quotes from different scenes of same movie)

J-Man: Don't hassle me about crumbs man, because I am on the edge of the edge.

Bosco: And when you see the J-Man, you tell him, "Bosco says we're even." And up your ass with Mobil Gas.

Don't taste my pants.
Nick Vanderpark: I can't taste your pants?
Tim Dingman: Ever.
Nick Vanderpark: Ever?
Tim Dingman: No.

Nick Vanderpark: Then don't spill maple syrup on them.

Tim Dingman: Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it.
Nick Vanderpark: Well, I like maple syrup.
Tim Dingman: Well, not from my pants.


Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

John Milton: Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?

John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.

John Milton: Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings.


Four Leaf Tayback: I don't know what kind of gun this is. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man.

(Same movie)
“I know who I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude.” — Kirk Lazarus


“If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.”
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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