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Would you like to play a game??
RE: Would you like to play a game??
(February 7, 2017 at 9:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quote:"There they go. Every time I start talking bout boxing a white man's got to pull Rocky Marciano out of their ass".

Coming to America.

Starring Eddie Murphy as Everybody. Rolleyes


"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank Piña Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. "
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(February 5, 2017 at 3:29 pm)Exian Wrote: Luckie, that second chunk of quotes is bugging me to no end. The chocolate bit about love, the heaven and hell part... and I think I'll kick myself once it's figured out, but I'm also worried I actually won't know the movie and I'll be left to wonder why those lines are familiar anyway.

"Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back." -pleasantly surprised by this movie.

"Nothing? Nothing Tra la la?"

--

"There you are, Peter."

Yep they're pretty haunting. hence their annoying, persistant resonance.

https://youtu.be/2yA7HUlJsW8
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Ha No shit. Then I go on to quote a Keanu movie and it never dawns on me.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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(February 12, 2017 at 11:47 am)Luckie Wrote:
(February 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?"

"No, no, no... Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative; not-being. You can't 'not be' on a boat."

"I've frequently not been on boats."

"No, no... what you've been is not on boats."

"...I wish I was dead."

Sounds awful Monty Pythony to me.

Not even close, sorry. Sad
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
Quote:"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K".
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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"How many Sarahs you think are on this island?"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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(February 12, 2017 at 4:07 pm)Alex K Wrote: "How many Sarahs you think are on this island?"

Think that may be Jurassic park 2?

Jeff Goldblum?
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(February 12, 2017 at 3:48 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quote:"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K".

The first part sounds Sherlocky to me. Tongue But Circle K throws me through a loop. I'm probably just loopy!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
(February 12, 2017 at 3:48 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quote:"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K".

Don't know why but this puts me in mind of a vampire movie.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
(February 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 11:47 am)Luckie Wrote: Sounds awful Monty Pythony to me.

Not even close, sorry. Sad

Well what IS it then? Now this'll haunt me.
Unless that was your intent.
In which case, well played. Wink

(February 12, 2017 at 11:55 am)Thena323 Wrote:
(February 7, 2017 at 9:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Quote:"There they go. Every time I start talking bout boxing a white man's got to pull Rocky Marciano out of their ass".

Coming to America.

Starring Eddie Murphy as Everybody. Rolleyes


"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank Piña Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. "

I KNOW I've seen yours somewheres.. BLOW? The God Fellas?

I wonder if I could get points for wrong guesses? Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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