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#191
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 14, 2017 at 9:59 pm
" I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse,.... your young firm body, commingling with the withered flesh, sagging breasts and flabby buttocks,... makes me want to vomit.".
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February 14, 2017 at 10:55 pm
Thena, was yours True Romance? Never saw it, but I remember you saying you liked that movie. Also, I swear I'll watch it as soon as it becomes extremely convenient for me to do so. Big Grin
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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February 15, 2017 at 10:05 pm
"Why did they hang him so high?"

"I do not know. Possibly in the belief that it'd make him more dead."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#194
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February 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm
" For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead."
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February 17, 2017 at 3:52 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: " For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead."

'Goodfellas'.

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February 17, 2017 at 4:37 pm
"Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night, that when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me."
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February 17, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#198
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February 17, 2017 at 4:49 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory?

No, but thanks for the laugh Stim.
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February 17, 2017 at 8:37 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 4:37 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: "Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night, that when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me."

Moonwalker?
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February 17, 2017 at 8:45 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 4:37 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: "Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night, that when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me."

'The Breakfast Club'.

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