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Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??

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Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:14 pm
(April 13, 2017 at 12:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Were you enamored of the salvific aspects of Jesus' sacrifice while you were pooing ??

Always.....I consider the two equal.

Would you take inspiration from 'Doubting' Thomas and be desirous of inspecting Christ's nail holes in person ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:30 pm
Nah.  Doubting Thomas is just as phony as the rest of it.
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:34 pm
I'm always up for checking out various features of the flesh . . . .
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:37 pm
And more power to you.
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April 13, 2017 at 12:37 pm
Indeed
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:40 pm
BTW, for believers enamored of John's chronology of Holy Week, should they celebrate Easter on Saturday to maintain the ordained timing of the resurrection ??

And, I would assume, for folks really big on Biblical Inerrancy, perhaps Easter should be celebrated twice? (Saturday and Sunday)
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April 13, 2017 at 12:53 pm
You mean he came twice.... or came back twice?
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 1:42 pm
Holy Scripture inerrantly records Jesus being crucified on Thursday AND Friday.  It would be hard to imagine, therefore, a True Believer®, not concluding Jesus was crucified twice, lest Scripture be impugned.

A modern analogy, I suppose, would be in the cartoon show South Park where Kenny dies in almost every episode . . . .
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 2:14 pm
(April 13, 2017 at 1:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Holy Scripture inerrantly records Jesus being crucified on Thursday AND Friday.  It would be hard to imagine, therefore, a True Believer®, not concluding Jesus was crucified twice, lest Scripture be impugned.

A modern analogy, I suppose, would be in the cartoon show South Park where Kenny dies in almost every episode . . . .

So he died twice for our sins.  Does that mean we have credits?
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 3:35 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2017 at 3:38 pm by Fireball.)
Gotta go pull that leg of lamb out of the freezer and thaw it for grilling on the spit this coming Sunday. Big Grin
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