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The Valkyrie Offline
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#11
RE: Intro
June 19, 2017 at 4:39 pm
(June 19, 2017 at 2:35 pm)Jesster Wrote: Another jester? Tell me a joke!

Two nuns in a mine field.

Boom. Boom!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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brewer Offline Donators
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#12
RE: Intro
June 19, 2017 at 6:32 pm
Welcome Woof!

Baptists and Catholics? Ruff!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#13
RE: Intro
June 19, 2017 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 6:56 pm by ignoramus.)
Welcome to sanity central.
Yeah, religions are bullshit.

(Flatearther here)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#14
RE: Intro
June 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm
Welcome aboard.
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Cyberman Away
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#15
RE: Intro
June 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm
Welcome aboard!

A privet Baptist school, eh? What branch? Or are you just hedging?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
RE: Intro
June 19, 2017 at 9:45 pm (This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 10:15 pm by Court Jester.)
Thanks all.
I've enjoyed reading all of the different posts and some of the debates thus far. Pretty interesting.
(June 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Welcome aboard!

A privet Baptist school, eh? What branch? Or are you just hedging?

Oneida Baptist Institute in beautiful Oneida, Kentucky.
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#17
RE: Intro
June 21, 2017 at 5:58 am
[Image: nRSGVTr.gif?zoom=2] A picture is worth a thousand words.
Robert
Today is the best day of my life and tomorrow will be even better.

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#18
RE: Intro
June 21, 2017 at 6:02 am
Welcome. Enjoy your stay!
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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ignoramus Offline
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#19
RE: Intro
June 21, 2017 at 8:18 am
PS, I was only joking about the flat earth of course!

But I did go to every corner of the earth to find the truth!

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Court Jester Offline
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#20
RE: Intro
June 21, 2017 at 6:03 pm
(June 21, 2017 at 5:58 am)Omnibus E Plrus Nhilist Wrote: [Image: nRSGVTr.gif?zoom=2] A picture is worth a thousand words.

There isn't a way to upload photos on here is there?
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