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Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
Seeing as how it's surrounded by legitimately profitable attractions the fact that the ark itself is rated for municipal codes as a parking garage ought to make it's next life thoroughly obvious.
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Wait.





NOAH'S PARK?




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#13
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I want to see the diorama where Noah fucks his daughters. But then i'm a perv.

Luckily the bible is ideal for pervs, and looking at Ham that may be the only way he can get his rocks off.
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I actually met Ken Ham years ago. My cousin was trying to convert me and Ken's traveling nutjobs were in town. He was very polite, had the same beard without moustache like now only it was much darker back then. He was at a high school in the summer and they had a bunch of rooms that attacked different parts of science, like the age of the Earth or how Dinosaurs existed with people even though they had like 7 or 8 inch teeth, which made no sense to me, but apparently they only ate plants with those huge choppers, yeah, that's realistic.

What really bothers me is that children get confused seeing his museum then at school and learn something totally different, IMO, that is criminal.

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Prehistoric carrots were tough mo'fos.

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As an atheist on the other side of the world, and, unfortunately, as someone from the same country as Ham, I claim VICTORY.

We atheists are a very influential bunch, aren't we?

Perhaps Ham should blame his "museum" which, I understand, hasn't changed exhibits in years, thus not evolving (ewwww, dirty word, right, Ken) to meet the needs of a changing audience (as REAL museums do).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(July 5, 2017 at 2:09 pm)Manowar Wrote: I knew this was coming, and I am glad, he is blaming Atheists for it.  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Ndg-Ll6mU

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(July 5, 2017 at 5:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Prehistoric carrots were tough mo'fos.

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The ones in outer space resent their own challenges

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In your dreams buddy . . . 


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(July 5, 2017 at 4:26 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
(July 5, 2017 at 2:32 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: LOL, Ham doesn't have enough faithful to fleece to keep his museum solvent.

Maybe Amalgamated Atheists LLC should buy it and turn it into an abortion clinic/pediatric veal production facility ??


(see what happens when I post before lunch?)

Or a natural history museum .

Pediatric veal and sashimi futures have been consistently high on the CBOT, I think the market could easily absorb all the output a converted Creation Museum could produce.
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