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#171
RE: Random Thoughts
June 30, 2017 at 12:12 pm
(June 29, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Trees, dogs, and ents.

A dog pisses against a tree.

A dog then pisses against an ent.

No more dog.

I wouldn't be so hasty.
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#172
RE: Random Thoughts
June 30, 2017 at 9:51 pm
Getting annoyed with the site I normally use for streaming shows and movies. Therefore, I am back to downloading torrents until that site decides to behave.
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#173
RE: Random Thoughts
July 1, 2017 at 11:16 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#174
RE: Random Thoughts
July 1, 2017 at 5:55 pm
Back to playing on my PS4, it's been real.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 2, 2017 at 8:25 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2017 at 8:27 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
Had a great time this afternoon jamming to CDs. Rush's "Fly by Night" really came out. I've always loved that song, and did it justice today.

(June 29, 2017 at 10:35 pm)paulpablo Wrote: I'm thinking these venison burgers are so fuckin good.  Also did I leave anything on downstairs that could burn the house down and kill everyone in a slow painful death.  It's probably just OCD but I think I will check just the once.

Venison is some good goddamned eatin'. Try it in chili sometime. The richness of the meat works very well with the tomato sauce.

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#176
RE: Random Thoughts
July 6, 2017 at 7:27 pm
Why is the wall smiling at me?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 6, 2017 at 7:36 pm
Do you really get a blue tongue from giving BJs to Smurfs?

And is Smurfette the richest smurf in the village?

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#178
RE: Random Thoughts
July 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Do you really get a blue tongue from giving BJs to Smurfs?

And is Smurfette the richest smurf in the village?

You can bet she's got quite the creamed-filled little blue waffle. Does that count as rich? Her legs probably look like wax candles, too.
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#179
RE: Random Thoughts
July 6, 2017 at 7:56 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 6, 2017 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Do you really get a blue tongue from giving BJs to Smurfs?

And is Smurfette the richest smurf in the village?

You can bet she's got quite the creamed-filled little blue waffle. Does that count as rich? Her legs probably look like wax candles, too.

I was thinking if she'd gone pro.

100 smurfs, one smurfette...

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#180
RE: Random Thoughts
July 7, 2017 at 8:56 am
My cat enjoys sniffing my armpits and then acting as though there had been catnip up in there.
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