Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!

[Astonished]

How about where all the rainwater came from and where it went afterward? Because if we've been to the moon that proves there's no firmament and the earth doesn't rest on pillars where the water can just fall off afterward.

But like with every question they can't answer, the response is simply...gawd ith magicks. Otherwise how would someone several centuries old still be capable of manual labor to that degree? Even with only 3 helpers (doubtful they'd have allowed them womens to help.)

Or how we somehow avoided becoming horribly genetically degraded by all that inbreeding.

[ignoramus]

From his blog I linked overleaf:

1 Why aren’t you using the tools Noah used?
Where are we ever told what tools Noah used? There is no mention in the Bible or even any hint as to what specific tools Noah used. So the answer is, we don’t know what the tools were—no one knows!

2 Noah didn’t have modern tools, so you shouldn’t use modern tools to build the Ark.
First, as stated above, no one knows what tools Noah had. Second, we live in modern world, so we are obviously going to use modern tools! We didn’t set out to build the Ark with tools Noah might have had, as we have no idea what they were. We wanted to design a wooden ship and then build it as a timber-frame building so the public can walk through it and get a sense of the Ark’s size and how such a wooden structure can be constructed.

Tl;dr version: you weren't there to see how Noah did it and the bible doesn't say, so we're using modern technology to show people how Noah did it.

Shit as it was, at least the film Evan Almighty was more authentic than this.

How sure are we that Ken Ham isn't a regular poster here by the username: LittleRik?

[The Valkyrie]

From his blog I linked overleaf:


Tl;dr version: you weren't there to see how Noah did it and the bible doesn't say, so we're using modern technology to show people how Noah did it.

Shit as it was, at least the film Evan Almighty was more authentic than this.

How sure are we that Ken Ham isn't a regular poster here by the username: LittleRik?

I thought that was Ray Comfort?

[Astonished]

How sure are we that Ken Ham isn't a regular poster here by the username: LittleRik?

I thought that was Ray Comfort?

No, because they both believe in a Xtian god, while riksy bizness is opening his asshole to the deistic god unique to his imagination.

[Pat Mustard]

How about where all the rainwater came from and where it went afterward? Because if we've been to the moon that proves there's no firmament and the earth doesn't rest on pillars where the water can just fall off afterward.

But like with every question they can't answer, the response is simply...gawd ith magicks. Otherwise how would someone several centuries old still be capable of manual labor to that degree? Even with only 3 helpers (doubtful they'd have allowed them womens to help.)

Google Lunar Bukkakke Theory some time.

[Astonished]

How about where all the rainwater came from and where it went afterward? Because if we've been to the moon that proves there's no firmament and the earth doesn't rest on pillars where the water can just fall off afterward.

But like with every question they can't answer, the response is simply...gawd ith magicks. Otherwise how would someone several centuries old still be capable of manual labor to that degree? Even with only 3 helpers (doubtful they'd have allowed them womens to help.)

Google Lunar Bukkakke Theory some time.

You had me at bukkake.

[Succubus]

From his blog I linked overleaf:


Tl;dr version: you weren't there to see how Noah did it and the bible doesn't say, so we're using modern technology to show people how Noah did it.

Shit as it was, at least the film Evan Almighty was more authentic than this.

How sure are we that Ken Ham isn't a regular poster here by the username: LittleRik?

Ken Ham's read the bible.

[JackRussell]

How sure are we that Ken Ham isn't a regular poster here by the username: LittleRik?

Ken Ham's read the bible.

The sad thing is that I think Ken Ham is little bit brighter than Little Rik! But they are both still in the special class in need of remedial education.

[The Valkyrie]

Ken Ham's read the bible.

The sad thing is that I think Ken Ham is little bit brighter than Little Rik! But they are both still in the special class in need of remedial education.

Does a flickering bulb count as being brighter than a continually dull bulb?

[Astonished]

The sad thing is that I think Ken Ham is little bit brighter than Little Rik! But they are both still in the special class in need of remedial education.

Does a flickering bulb count as being brighter than a continually dull bulb?

Remedial education won't work if their minds are closed. Electroshock therapy might get results.