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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 14, 2017 at 7:27 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm
A level of adorable-ositude that would make a Disney-animated chipmunk weep with envy:
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Dwarf Japanese flying squirrel. It's as if evolution just spent 50 000 generations selecting for 'cute'.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 14, 2017 at 6:21 pm
(July 14, 2017 at 5:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A level of adorable-ositude that would make a Disney-animated chipmunk weep with envy:
Dwarf Japanese flying squirrel. It's as if evolution just spent 50 000 generations selecting for 'cute'.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 14, 2017 at 9:57 pm
There should be laws against that level of cute.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 14, 2017 at 10:03 pm
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I wonder if they taste as cute?
(I'll have a curry puff, 2 dimsims and one of those beer battered Japanese flying squirrels with soy sauce thanks.)
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July 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm
Deep fried.
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July 15, 2017 at 12:30 am
For Japanese scientific research purposes only!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2017 at 6:22 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2017 at 5:13 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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