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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2017 at 1:33 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2017 at 1:42 pm
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The importance of product placement:

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or truth in advertising:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2017 at 7:53 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2017 at 11:55 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2017 at 12:21 am
I just got accused by a theist of being delusional!
Me?
I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my unicorn!
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2017 at 7:33 pm
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Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2017 at 7:10 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2017 at 7:57 pm
(July 6, 2017 at 7:10 pm)Aegon Wrote:


Cute, but the song is annoying as hell!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2017 at 10:32 pm
^ Honestly I dig it
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2017 at 12:48 am
(July 6, 2017 at 10:32 pm)Aegon Wrote: ^ Honestly I dig it

To each his own. Smile  I hope your kidney is doing the job! Shy
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