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July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am
(This post was last modified: July 21, 2017 at 6:24 am by pocaracas.)
pfft... I hate having to wear glasses.... but am not too eager to have a laser shooting into them to fix the problem... nor the 30% chance of having problems with tears for the rest of my life.
 So I do sports like a dork!    (July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: pfft... I hate having to wear glasses.... but am not too eager to have a laser shooting into them to fix the problem... nor the 30% chance of having problems with tears for the rest of my life. Not really, unless that's your competition walking helmet.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(July 21, 2017 at 9:14 am)mh.brewer Wrote:(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: pfft... I hate having to wear glasses.... but am not too eager to have a laser shooting into them to fix the problem... nor the 30% chance of having problems with tears for the rest of my life. Cycling helmet. Cheaper Hi-viz they had at Decathlon.  (July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: So I do sports like a dork! How exactly does a 15 foot whale cock "do" sports? Inquiring minds wanna know. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (July 21, 2017 at 9:32 am)pocaracas Wrote:(July 21, 2017 at 9:25 am)Nymphadora Wrote: How exactly does a 15 foot whale cock "do" sports? Not that she's seen yours, but she's referring to the "dork" part. I wear glasses to see, too. I need them. A LOT.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
The term "dork" is a reference to a whale cock. In some species, it can be as large as 15 feet.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(July 21, 2017 at 9:25 am)Nymphadora Wrote:(July 21, 2017 at 6:23 am)pocaracas Wrote: So I do sports like a dork! They specialize in pole vault. Maybe limbo.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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