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Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
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RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
(July 21, 2017 at 11:24 am)Dropship Wrote:
(July 20, 2017 at 11:58 am)Minimalist Wrote: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
You are every bit as much of a bunch of shits.

Drat! Have them pesky Amish started flying airliners into buildings and hanging gays?

Glad you are here to provide the bad example. 


Oh.


And fuck jesus.
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#12
RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
(July 21, 2017 at 11:24 am)Dropship Wrote:
(July 20, 2017 at 11:58 am)Minimalist Wrote: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
You are every bit as much of a bunch of shits.

Drat! Have them pesky Amish started flying airliners into buildings and hanging gays?

There is no such thing as a perfect religion. The only reason the Amish don't do that is because they are not a minority and do not have enough mass for political power. But I wouldn't go around claiming the Amish are fond of gays even if they don't throw them off rooftops.

They are still a very conservative religion. And they deprive their youth from contact with the outside world. They have a tradition that at a certain age the kid is allowed to leave for a while, but because they are so deprived of diverse contact, they end up returning. No different than training a dog. Same reason Muslim girls/women will submit to the male head of the family, that is all they know. 

Religions create dependency on the group regardless of label. It really is simply a twisted comic book version of our evolutionary grouping to create social order.
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RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
(July 23, 2017 at 9:47 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(July 21, 2017 at 11:24 am)Dropship Wrote: Drat! Have them pesky Amish started flying airliners into buildings and hanging gays?

There is no such thing as a perfect religion. The only reason the Amish don't do that is because they are not a minority and do not have enough mass for political power. But I wouldn't go around claiming the Amish are fond of gays even if they don't throw them off rooftops.

They are still a very conservative religion. And they deprive their youth from contact with the outside world. They have a tradition that at a certain age the kid is allowed to leave for a while, but because they are so deprived of diverse contact, they end up returning. No different than training a dog. Same reason Muslim girls/women will submit to the male head of the family, that is all they know. 

Religions create dependency on the group regardless of label. It really is simply a twisted comic book version of our evolutionary grouping to create social order.

And it makes nonsense out of their insistence that there's free will. Yeah, but we have to instill a sense of fear and dependence in you by indoctrinating you from the cradle to make sure you don't develop a sense that you actually had any choice in the matter. Because they know it would never work on a grown adult with fully functioning critical thinking capability. Winning those kind of people over? Now THAT would be impressive. And surely well within the power of a divine being. Too bad that never seems to be one of the 'miracles' they perform.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
What is clop...clop...clop...clop...clop...bang, bang, bang, bang, clop...clop...clop....clop..............



Amish drive-by shooting.
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RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
Don't get me fucking started on the fucking Amish. Their treatment of women is fucking terrible. They consider women nothing but property. The fucking pieces of shit. They can piss off along with the rest of the Christians. I don't give a flying fuck if they don't 'hang gays and fly buildings into planes'. You don't get a fucking medal for not doing the worst shit possible, only the nearest worst shit possible. So fuck the amish.
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RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
Quote: Two amish women were digging potatoes in the field one day. Bessie pulled out two huge ones. she turned to Sara and said "Ya know Sara, these potatoes remind me of my Jakies balls." "Why you mean that.. Jakies balls are that big?" asked Sara. "No", replied Bessie, "but they are that dirty."

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RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
(July 24, 2017 at 10:52 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: Two amish women were digging potatoes in the field one day. Bessie pulled out two huge ones. she turned to Sara and said "Ya know Sara, these potatoes remind me of my Jakies balls." "Why you mean that.. Jakies balls are that big?" asked Sara. "No", replied Bessie, "but they are that dirty."


You make me want to post an image from that South Park episode about medicinal marijuana, where all the guys in town make their balls swell up to the size of pilates balls. But I don't think I can connect it to this topic. Damn. Such a waste.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#18
RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
Quote:But I don't think I can connect it to this topic.

When has that ever stopped anyone?
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#19
RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
I don't think the Amish in particular have much to do with it, but Christian-majority countries, particularly the USA, have a body count of about 1.3 million in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Pakistan as of 2011.

There's a big row being made of a radio station 'de-platforming' Dawkins recently, if you're not sure why, try replacing 'Dear Muslima' with 'Dear Jewess' or 'Dear Negress' in your next whataboutery screed on why feminists should shut the fuck up until they're forced to wear a hijab, if that's the kind of thing you like to write.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#20
RE: Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims
The Damned Muslims and Damned Jews threads are not gender specific.  Anyone dumb enough to profess belief in ancient fairy tales is included.


I'm very ecumenical that way!
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