Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 25, 2024, 5:37 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Dear Theists
#1
Dear Theists
State something to me in this thread worthy of me giving you a rep, and I will do so.  

If you are unaware of who I am, I am quite the anti-theist who equate religion to being delusional.  

Please, by all means, surprise me in a way that no theist in the history of my life has been capable of doing.

The catch is that I have never given a theist a rep on this forum.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Reply
#2
RE: Dear Theists
You have God's grace, and Christ's salvation. What more do you want?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Reply
#3
RE: Dear Theists
(April 14, 2015 at 11:16 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You have God's grace, and Christ's salvation. What more do you want?

Something worth more than empty words. 
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Reply
#4
RE: Dear Theists
You have a beautiful soul god doesn't want you to perish. Satan want's your soul jump to god for help.
If you love god he loves you back. Only through gods wisdom you will become the High Lander.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Reply
#5
RE: Dear Theists
More empty words emotionally driven to ensure maximum comfort rather than rationality.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Reply
#6
RE: Dear Theists
(April 14, 2015 at 11:24 pm)Sionnach Wrote: More empty words emotionally driven to ensure maximum comfort rather than rationality.

Not even the Highlander gave you a little chuckle? 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


Code:
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false&amp;visual=true"></iframe>
Reply
#7
RE: Dear Theists
Never watched it.

Dear Theists,

I no longer threaten you to the hell in which you believe due to the ignorance you daily spout.

Rather, to make it worse for you, I will threaten you with nothingness upon your death.

Enjoy.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Reply
#8
RE: Dear Theists
Your life is meaningless and immoral without the teachings of this one holy book. Read, repent, and rejoice. The new Three R's. And these three actually all start with the letter R.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Reply
#9
RE: Dear Theists
(April 14, 2015 at 11:10 pm)Kitan Wrote: State something to me in this thread worthy of me giving you a rep, and I will do so.  

If you are unaware of who I am, I am quite the anti-theist who equate religion to being delusional.  

Please, by all means, surprise me in a way that no theist in the history of my life has been capable of doing.

The catch is that I have never given a theist a rep on this forum.
Jerkoff 
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
Reply
#10
RE: Dear Theists
I quite enjoy that Pizz, please continue so I can jizz in your hand.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Dear God, please soften their hearts... zwanzig 12 1508 August 6, 2023 at 3:31 pm
Last Post: LinuxGal
  Dear Xristards Don't Pick On Muslims Minimalist 20 3127 July 24, 2017 at 1:40 pm
Last Post: Cecelia
  Dear Atheists ParagonLost 111 19011 December 1, 2016 at 12:49 am
Last Post: GOĐ
  Dear god dyresand 14 2250 May 3, 2016 at 8:37 pm
Last Post: dyresand
  Dear Satan dyresand 9 2962 April 30, 2016 at 7:33 pm
Last Post: dyresand
  Dear christians... dyresand 1 1228 April 2, 2016 at 4:02 am
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
Question Dear Christians: What does your god actually do? Aractus 144 56764 October 9, 2015 at 6:38 am
Last Post: robvalue
  Dear Christians Phatt Matt s 70 15315 April 4, 2014 at 8:25 pm
Last Post: Phatt Matt s
  Oh Dear...Whatever Will They Do in Oklahoma? Minimalist 20 7573 March 17, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Last Post: Doubting Thomas
  Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark xr34p3rx 29 16542 January 12, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Last Post: xr34p3rx



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)