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The theory of evolution HOAX
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 17, 2017 at 11:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: How do I write a creationist algorithm then?


I don't understand why it is so difficult.  You don't have know how it works, why it works, you don't have show it will work a second time, and you get to claim without fear of contradiction that it worked perfectly the first time.

How hard can an algorithm meeting these requirements be?
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 17, 2017 at 11:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: How do I write a creationist algorithm then?

Code:
static const void* ptr = 0;
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(August 17, 2017 at 10:13 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 10:04 am)Cyberman Wrote: No, Rik, it's just you. You're too intractably stupid to waste time talking to. Drop off the Earth, okay?

Oh, well sometime I really wish to drop off the planet considering that I am surrounded by idiots and hypocrites.  Bird
Of course I don't mean you Cyb.  Indubitably

Please do so.
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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(August 17, 2017 at 12:00 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
Quote:How do I write a creationist algorithm then?

I could be mistaken, but I think you start with a null set and then just make up the rest.

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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 17, 2017 at 12:05 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 11:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: How do I write a creationist algorithm then?

Code:
static const void* ptr = 0;

Oh shit, forgot the main method:

Code:
static const void* ptr = 0;

int main() // no arguments lel
{
    return 0;
}
//EoF

Should compile fine and no libraries needed
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Thankfully, evolution (like the rest of science) is true whether you believe in it or not. And thankfully so, given it's a core component of our medical science.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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It's amazing how anyone like Ken Ham can claim that there's such a thing as 'historical science' which, according to his definition, doesn't actually amount to anything because 'were you there' defeats it no matter the conclusion. But you can actually watch evolution in action practically everywhere. Bacteria becoming more resistant to efforts to eliminate them, people born with various mutations like six fingers or extremely high muscle or bone density, or, if you're really fucking picky, the fruit fly differentiation experiment. It should not be possible not to be charged with fraud for denying evolution at this point, bar none.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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Someone should tell Ham that he wasn't there when his phony god supposedly poofed everything into existence, either.  The message would be lost on that dickhead.
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He's the guy that runs that museum, Answers for Degenerates?
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