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Jesus appears on receipt
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#51
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm
(August 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Awesome, saving that link. Putting it in the "christian magic" file on my desktop.

Why not be a good sport and share the contents of that "christian magic" file on this forum. Im sure it could be fodder for several good threads and discussions
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#52
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 4, 2011 at 5:10 pm
(August 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(August 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Awesome, saving that link. Putting it in the "christian magic" file on my desktop.

Why not be a good sport and share the contents of that "christian magic" file on this forum. Im sure it could be fodder for several good threads and discussions
I would, but until now it has been empty. The power of christian magic folks.
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#53
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 4, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Damn! Jesus is on my office wall.
I better not say that too loudly, else there will be a line of Fundy's at my door.


with money for admittance

Hmmmm
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#54
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 4, 2011 at 8:05 pm
I tried making a receipt with the atheist forum logo on it earlier. Only problem is it's bloody difficult to make that shape out of wire.
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#55
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 6, 2011 at 12:40 am
Only a fundy douche could come up with something so painfully stupid and logically flawed...

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#56
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 6, 2011 at 1:07 am
(August 6, 2011 at 12:40 am)Cinjin Wrote: Only a fundy douche could come up with something so painfully stupid and logically flawed...

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He's a baptist what would you expect? Dumb as they come.

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#57
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 6, 2011 at 6:35 am
(August 6, 2011 at 1:07 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 6, 2011 at 12:40 am)Cinjin Wrote: Only a fundy douche could come up with something so painfully stupid and logically flawed...

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He's a baptist what would you expect? Dumb as they come.

There was a church in the county west of mine that had the same saying before. Arrogant pricks I tell you.
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#58
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 6, 2011 at 8:47 am
The religious believers (whatever religions) are truthfully arrogant and egoistic nuts. It is very hard to crack since they are like zombies being programmed by their religious leaders.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm by Judas BentHer.)
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"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
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#60
RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Oh no..another one.

Anyone watch "Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t", there's an episode called "Signs From Heaven." It's hilarious, it explains all of this nonsense.

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